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I could as well be your father so shut up and tell me.

2007-02-12 15:44:53 · 14 answers · asked by I am NOT answering 1 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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Now I know why I was adopted!!

2007-02-12 15:48:23 · answer #1 · answered by kim_in_craig 7 · 0 0

Sorry i can't confess anything to someone whos picture is a bald george bush

maybe some other time

2007-02-12 15:47:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Mom told me my real father is the milkman. She said you had a "little" problem in the sack. What did she mean, dad?

2007-02-12 15:52:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Father, how many times I must commit the same sins before God spanks me?

2007-02-12 15:51:52 · answer #4 · answered by pearls & lace 3 · 0 0

- I have an oedepus complex (sorry father)

- my right arm isn't bigger than my left because of bowling leagues

- I didn't get robbed the last time I was in Vegas

- I'm a republican (go easy on me)

2007-02-12 15:54:17 · answer #5 · answered by Antny 5 · 0 0

Shut up Dad.

2007-02-12 15:47:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

My father's middle name is Kee Guan

2007-02-12 15:47:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Dad,,,Ive been looking for you all of my life!!!!!
I finally found my father!!!

2007-02-12 15:49:54 · answer #8 · answered by 4 strings 7 · 0 0

Why dont you head to the Senior Citizens section!!!!!!!

2007-02-12 15:48:02 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ÐiÇŦÅŦŐ®♥ 4 · 0 0

you need a toupee for that bald spot. that bald spot is blinding me right now.

2007-02-12 15:51:12 · answer #10 · answered by Emery 5 · 0 0

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