How do I got about performing an exorcism?

Answer 1

You need to gather up some Catholic priests, holy water, and some rope with which to tie the possessed person to the bed.

Also, a mop would be good, since at some point, inevitably, the possessed person will begin vomiting some sort of horrid green substance while shouting "I'll swallow your soul!"

On the other hand, you might just decide to skip the exorcism altogether and allow the demon to retain control of the body. Many of our friends and relatives, if truth be told, are dull, tedious, annoying, stupid, or possess other unpleasant qualitites, and often it will turn out that the demon will be an improvement.

Answer 2

I believe that the first person above is right: Get someone trained to perform such thing. Don't try to do it yourself because the results could be contrary to what you expect.

Answer 3

It would be best to let a Christian minister decide if one is needed. More than likely it is not.

Answer 4

I don't think exorcisms are legal in the US...

Answer 5

Green pea soup, lots of it. They hate that stuff.

Answer 6

this is the hardest thing that a person can do if they want to perform an exorcism by themselves.i have this book by the name of the author:Konstantinos,he wrote a book called,"Gothic grimoire" and it tells how to do the exorcism.first off i will be glad to tell you how to perform an exorcism.But i must warn you!you must have very strong psychic abilities to do this!this is highly dangerous for one that doesnt have the abilities.you have to know how to visualize the energy from your own self.with this i will explain to you.stand at the center of a nine foot circle area that you've chosen.if this rite is being performed on a person,ask him or her to remain seated.should restraint of said person be required,than this ritual might not be strong enough to work.close your eyes and imagine that you are standing between two energy forms:one below,and one above.the one below you is a black sphere that represents the astral body of the earth.focus on how solid that one is for a moment b4 turning your attention upward.above you is a glowing silver maelstrom,shining in the darkness.much like the whirlpool of cosmic light,this spiral is like a cone,with its arms connected at a luminous point well above you.the other ends ground below,just within the nine-foot space you've chosen.they slowly rotate clockwise,these arms,burning and purifying the area you've chosen to cleanse.now,see all the arms slowly begin closing in toward you at the same time.Say:
the whole of Divine fire approaches.May i be a worthy vessel.
when only a foot away from you,the trailing arms should begin to straighten themselves out,becoming almost like a tight cage of crackling energy surrounding you.feel the energy,but dont fear it.it only burns away evil.continue to see the beams approaching.let them enter your skin as a blazing sheath of silver light,and feel them coalesce into a solid beam that passes through the center of you,of your spine,connecting above to below.relish the ectasy for a moment.with eyes still closed,look up and note that above you now the maelstrom has resolved itself into a massive silver sphere.too large to fully comprehend,the sphere has too much energy to be contained in the beam passing through your core.see how much extra energy is crackling around the point where the beam emerges from the sphere.reach your arms straight up and say:Divine fire awaits my use.
feel the crackling,excess energy touching your fingertips.you will be pulling this extra energy into you.take a deep breath to start the influx.slowly lower your arms,feeling yourself pulling the excess energy in through your head.on this first breath,stop at about shoulder level.exhale and feel the energy that is pulsing in your head,neck,and shoulders increase in intensity,swirling around the center beam of light within you.breathe in again,this time while lowering your arms to 45-degree angels and bringing the energy to your hips.exhale,letting the energy pulse all the way down as far as your hips-again,freely coursing around the middle beam.take a third breath,lowering your arms to your sides and imagining the energy moving down to your feet.exhale,seeing and feeling all the energy in your body coursing around the center beam of silver.you should feel as energized now as you ever have,if not more.sense how you are,in fact,overflowing with energy.say:Unable to contain the fire of the Gods,i send it out about me.may the fire purify.
open your eyes and enjoy for a moment your altered state of awareness.give in to any egotistical sentsation you get at this point.at this stage of the rite,you should know that you are as poowerful as you feel.take a deep breath,feeling that even more energy is coursing down the center beam.exhale,allowing the coursing silver lightning to expand out of you.by the time this first exhalation is complete,there should be a crackling,silver oval of lightning surrounding you,reaching out about a foot in every direction,including the ground below you.really visualize this filled shape,with all its countless sparks and trails of silver swirling within.it has a definite perimeter,but not a smooth one.it is jagged and fiery.you are at the center of the chaotic energy oval,and at your center still is the bright silver beam.on your next inhalation,feel more energy pouring down into you from above and spreading out into the jagged oval.feel the energy's intensity and how its barely containable in the field around you.exhale,letting the oval expand about three more feet in every direction.see how it is now a six-foot-wide energy sphere,although it is still jagged and sparking at its perimeter.take another deep breath,bringing down enough energy to squeeze against the perimeter of the expanded sphere.when you exhale this time,the crackling nova of energy will expand to about nine feet wide.if you are doing this rite for a person,see the jagged edge just barely missing his or her legs.now come the few tricky steps,which happen to be amazingly effective.inhale deeply,without trying to bring down more energy,and hold this breath.take a step backward,suddenly,moving right out of the central energy beams' path!breathing normally,continue to move backward,to the west,until you walk right out of your energy sphere.doing so cant hurt you,despite how odd it will feel to exit.spread your arms as if to hug the sphere.say:and this holy fire still bens to my will.coalesce b4 me,for we stand ready to destroy present evil.breathe in,raising about one-fourth of your peak level of emotional energy.exhale,closing your arms slightly and willing the energy ball to shrink to about a six-foot sphere again.take a step forward as you do so.after the sphere shrinks,feel how hot and pulsing it is-how it doesn't really "want"to be this small,for it hasn't lost any of its internal enery in the size change.take another deep breath,raising your emotional energy level to about halfway.as you exhale,step forward and close your arms a little more,willing the jagged sphere to shrink to about three feet wide.you should now be able to hold the energy sphere in your two hands,although it will be slightly uncomfortable.the pressure emanating from the sphere is immense.from this distance you can make out that the center energy beam is still there,inside the sphere.breathe deeply,raising about three-fourths of your peak energy level.exhale,willing the sphere to close to a seemingly impossible eight or nine inch sphere of silver lightning.step forward and close your hands to about a foot apart,noting how you can barely touch the crackling energy ball.it is suspended in air on the axis of the center energy beam.after a few seconds of maintianing your own energy level with normal breathing,say:
the fire is released to me.
see the energy beam disappear,leaving the energy sphere suspended in air.immediately take a deep breath to peak your energy level,and yell as loud as you can:
I BANISH EVIL!
throw the energy sphere,using only your projecting hand.the direction depends on the rite's purpose.if you are cleansing a room,throw the sphere straight down to the floor.see and feel it explode on impact,sending silver lightning in a burst toward every inch of the room.feel the energy rush through you as it passes.if you are cleansing a person,throw the energy sphere right at him or her.see the sphere crackle on impact,some of it passing straight through,some of it sparking around his or her torso.note with your astral sense heightened at this point if any ugly thought forms seem to burn away.drop to the ground and try to regain normal breathing.ground yourself for a few moments before either leaving the room or discussing the rite with the person for whom you just perormed it-that is,the person who should be feeling a lot better right about now.
this is from the Gothic Grimoire book by Konstantinos.i have tried this and it does work.and i hope that it works for you.
dark blessings,
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