Once upon a time, far-far away, lived a beautiful Queen with voluptuous breasts.
Nick the Dragon Slayer knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he touch them. One day Nick revealed his desire to Horatio the King's doctor. Horatio said that he could arrange for Nick to satisfy his desire for 100 gold coins. Nick agreed to pay on success.
Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured it into the Queen's bra while she bathed. After she dressed the itching was intense. Summoned to the Royal Chambers to help Horatio informed the King & Queen that the saliva of Nick would cure this itch.
The King quickly summoned Nick and Horatio popped the antidote into Nick's mouth.
Nick worked passionately on the Queen's magnificent breasts and the itching stopped.
Knowing that Horatio couldn't report him to the King he refused to pay.
The next day, Horatio slipped a dose of itching powder into the kings underwear. The agitated King summoned Nick.
2007-02-12 14:59:57 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
i had to ponder this for 10 minutes, and the best i can come up with is "there's a sucker born every minute!"
sorry that's the best i can do. great little tale tho.
2007-02-12 15:14:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Never Double cross The Doctor!
2007-02-12 15:07:08 · answer #2 · answered by kayboff 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The moral of the story is for you to like pay your bills and your taxes that you owe in life before its too late like something like that because Im just guessing lol hope this helps you
2007-02-12 15:05:09 · answer #3 · answered by miley_fan9 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The moral of the story is you have far too much time on your hands, and that Nick needs to move out of the kingdom, ASAP
2007-02-12 15:03:36 · answer #4 · answered by Lov'n IT! 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
what comes around goes around? haratio is bisexual and wants to rub the king?
2007-02-12 15:05:02 · answer #5 · answered by Wht Hare 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that the moral is that you should show gratitude to people that help.
2007-02-12 15:04:00 · answer #6 · answered by Produh G 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Never screw over the person who knows your dirty little secrets.
2007-02-12 15:05:11 · answer #7 · answered by NICOLE S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't be burning people, because it'll come back and bite you in the butt.
2007-02-12 15:04:38 · answer #8 · answered by Speedy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do unto others as you would like others to do unto you.
2007-02-12 15:04:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
if you don't keep your end of the deal, you'd be licking things that you don't desire?
2007-02-12 15:04:54 · answer #10 · answered by Piggy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋