I once said to a cop "That's not my pot, it's my roommates"... I was kind of fibbing...
Long story short, the cop dumped out an 8th of fresh chronic, stomped on it with his foot & said if I ever catch you with pot again, you're going to spend a long time in jail....
Needless to say, after changing my underwear....I went to taco bell because I SO had the munchies!
2007-02-12 14:36:44
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answered by Anonymous
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Lol, got your mum out of a ticket.
I've never said anything bad to a police officer, I'm an applicant for the police anyway so I'm a good girl.
I've heard a cop say to a guy, 'Try to run, I dare you. But you'll only go to jail tired anyway'.
2007-02-12 14:39:00
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answered by Anonymous
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again years in the past at the same time as i grow to be an fool newborn. i grow to be walking down the middle of the line with a e book of suits (in a residental area) dazzling the suits and dropping them on the line as I walked alongside. I regarded up and there grow to be a police officer driving very slowly in route of me. He requested what i presumed i grow to be doing. for sure I had no rhyme or reason. He gave me a minute to get domicile. Scared the whey out of me.
2016-12-04 02:52:38
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answered by ? 4
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LOL, my nephew had a baseball bat in the hatch of my trans am, this was when i was like 18, he was 15, and he threatened some kid with it, jokingly. The police pulled me over and confiscated the bat, they asked me if I had any other weapons and I got my hairbrush out of my purse and said "does this count?" He was NOT happy. No tickets were issued...... lol true story!
2007-02-12 14:38:01
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answered by Anonymous
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I was pulled over for expired tags several years ago. The cop pointed out that they had expired 5 months prior. I explained that I never look at the back of my vehicle. He was not impressed!
2007-02-12 14:36:18
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answered by Anonymous
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After getting pulled over for speeding (85 in a 55), what came out of my mouth was, "Well I saw you and I slowed down!" Stupid I know but I think it was my blunt honesty that kept me from getting a ticket! (I'm sure he was probably expecting one whopper of an excuse!)
2007-02-12 14:36:40
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answered by Anonymous
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I told a cop once, if he thought I was drunk to give me a breathalizer. He told me I was being a smartass. I told him I wasn't drunk. I was given a citation for open liquor in the car. I insisted it wasn't mine. I went to court and told the judge he refused to give me a breathalizer so the judge dismissed it. I was lucky....but very dumb.
2007-02-12 14:39:22
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answered by BigJake418 7
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I got pulled over....after the details of asking me if I know why I was stopped which apparently I answered to his dismay...he proceeded...
officer: do you have your license? starts filling out ticket...drive careful now!....
me: ok...wait...the license I gave you.. it has an old address on it cuz I didn't receive my new one yet.
officer: ok let me scratch this off your ticket, what is your new address??
me: in my head (good move...good move!)
2007-02-12 14:37:33
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answered by Anonymous
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Nothing really, I have never talked to a police officer.
2007-02-12 14:36:49
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answered by Anonymous
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That Barney Phife had more damn sense in his big toe that you do on the entire police force.......Chief of local p.d.--he was not impressed at all with my comment.
2007-02-12 15:04:27
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answered by rosey 7
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