Regarding St,. Valentine's Day...can you write a romantic/amusing paragraph or 2 that includes these words??

Question

1. Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!
2. I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.
3. He looked like a Greek God in his tux. She looked liked she was poured into her dress.
4. My dream come true
5. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.
6. Grow old along with me. The best is yet to come.

THIS IS NOT HOMEWORK. I AM A 58 YEAR OLD THAT HAPPENS TO LOVE READING THE CREATIVE EFFORTS OF THOSE PEOPLE IMAGINATIVE ENOUGH TO TRY,

Answer 1

Hello, my name is Valentine West. I came into this world hollering my head off on February 14, 1980. My mom still reminds me that the doctor who delivered me was dressed in scrubs that had little hearts on them, and that the OB/GYN ward was having a Valentines day party when I choose to make my entrance. My parents felt that it was only fitting that their little cupid be named Valentine.

I have owned and operated my own bakery for the last five years. Today, being Valentines day, I came to work at 2 in the morning to get a head start on today’s treats as this is one of my busiest days of the year.

I was reviewing the ingredients on the recipe that I was going to do first when the phone rang. Without even looking at the caller ID, I knew it was my mother. She always calls to tell me Happy Birthday and to sing “My silly little Valentine” to me. As we were chatting, there was a knock on the door. I was expecting Erik, my handyman to come in today and fix the lights in the display case but it seems kind of early for him. I asked my mom to hold on and I looked out the window. There with two cups of coffee stood Erik. I opened the door and motioned him inside, went to the phone and told my mom that I would call her back after Erik left.

I should tell you a little bit about Erik. He works full time as a math teacher in our local High School. During the summer, he does tutoring and handyman work for the extra income. I met him when he came into my bakery for a pie and ended up fixing my front door latch. I would give anything for a date with him. I’ve considered telling him to Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips! but I don’t want to scare him away.

Erik handed me a coffee and told me he knew this was going to be a busy day so he wanted to get the display case fixed before customers arrived. I thanked him and out of habit, I turned on the small TV that I have in the bakery to keep me company as I mix ingredients. Jerry Springer was on and someone was saying “I wanted to make it really special on Valentine’s day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV”. I couldn’t help myself, I started laughing and told Erik that anyone who thought watching TV on valentine’s day was “special” deserved to be on the Jerry Springer show and with that, I turned off the TV.

Erik got the display case fixed and then wished me a Happy Valentines day and left. I got busy and baked several cakes, multiple cupcakes, cookies and two pies. Just as I opened the bakery for the day, my first two customers came charging in. He looked like a Greek God in his tux. She looked like she was poured into her dress. They explained to me that they were in a play and needed two dozen Valentines cupcakes for the cast. As I was getting their order together, another customer with a toddler came in, as did a person dressed as cupid carrying a large bouquet of flowers and balloons. I handed the cupcakes to the actors and they departed the bakery.

I heard someone ask me if my name was Valentine West, and when I said yes, “cupid” started singing “You’re my baker, you’re my pie, and you’re the apple of my eye.” When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon, but that’s exactly what happened. I was listening to the silly song and wondering who might have sent the flowers and balloons, when all of a sudden this angelic looking toddler was charging my legs, with of all things, a plastic bow and arrow that he had grabbed from “cupid”. I tried to dodge the little guy, but he was fast and managed to strike me several time before his mother could grab him.

“You’re my dream, you’re my vine, and will you be my Valentine!” the song concluded and with that, the door opened and in walked Erik with a big smile on his face and would you believe it, he actually had on a tee shirt that had little hearts all over it. This is my dream come true. He leaned over and whispered in my ear, “Grow old along with me. The best is yet to come.” And I believe it too.

Answer 2

Take my heart as your prize. For there is nothing I want more than to belong to you. Take my arms and wrap them tightly around you. For there is nothing I want more than to hold you close to me. Take my lips! Right now I'm horny!.

I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's day,so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV. I only let him up to eat and pee.

As I walked into the church I saw them. He looked like a Greek God in his tux. She looked like she was poured into her dress. I knew I couldn't turn back now for fear of future regrets. As I heard " Speak now or forever hold your peace" I found myself frozen and unable to speak. Yet something made him turn to me. As I stood helpless by the door. Then I fainted when I heard the bride say "Who the hell let in that whore!"

Valentine's Day I wake up by myself. I shower and eat alone. The dog has been walked the kids are not home. My husband is working the house is all clean. I look around and there's nothing to do. My dream come true.

When I think of romance, The last thing on my mind is a short,chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon. Still cupid has shot me and my only thoughts are of you. And if you don't call me I'll shoot you too.

If you promise to love me. We'll make the best of this world. Though things won't always be easy. We won't always agree. I will forever be faithful my love will always be free. The best is yet to come,if you.
Grow old along with me.

Answer 3

is this your hw or something? do it yourself its not that hard