You migh be a Republican(or in a republican family) if...
You got a S&W .40 for valentine's day :)
Anyone got another one?
2007-02-12 13:29:13 · 9 answers · asked by TJ815 4 in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
you claim to "support the troops" yet brag about cheating on your taxes
2007-02-12 13:32:23 · answer #1 · answered by anonacoup 7 · 4⤊ 6⤋
The problems facing all of mankind today require all of us to unite. To divide and ridicule and reduce is a fascist ploy that, yes, Conservatives and Republicans and especially Bush's administration are guilty of. But, it must end. That ploy appeals only to the dregs, the droolers. Post questions that appeal to the decent among us, both liberal and conservative. The conservatives are listening. Let's work together and rise above this fascist nonsense.
2007-02-12 13:35:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
You might be a Republican if you are against abortion.
or stand up for freedom
or give cabinet positions to blacks and women
or protect your country from more terror attacks
and yes, it takes a Republican to LOWER taxes.
and you must be a Republican if you don't play with interns
in the oval office.
and if you believe in the American people.
You must be a Republican if you have the best economy in the history of our nation.
good to be a Republican!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-12 13:35:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 4⤋
you claim to support the troups while cutting out their VA benefits at home.
Lies appeal more to you than truth.
You don't know what the truth is anymore.
you claim your against illegal immigration BUT you don't do anything about it in the 6 years you have control of everything in washington.
you cause a war to drive up the price of oil so your oil friends can get richer while they rape the american people of their money.
You create a "NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND" policy while you cut funding for education by millions.
You let sick people get sicker and die because you don't want them to have health care.
you cut taxes for the top 2% of the population while the other 98% has their taxes raised.
and on and on and on and on and on.
2007-02-12 13:36:27 · answer #4 · answered by politicallypuzzeled 3 · 4⤊ 5⤋
i would love a gun for valentine day
2007-02-12 15:28:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You might be a Democrat if you got a dress for valentines day...and you're a man.
You might be a Democrat if your girlfriend has a deeper voice than you do.
2007-02-12 13:36:23 · answer #6 · answered by Daniel 6 · 3⤊ 5⤋
.... you've been reported more than 5 times for giving your honest opinion when answering questions posted by liberals.
2007-02-12 14:17:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
You have an IQ over 130.
2007-02-12 13:33:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 5⤋
....you think generalizations like this are ridiculous.
2007-02-12 13:33:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 5⤋