I like "Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeowwwww!" when he whisks his left hand over his head of short green hair. That's just one of the many I like.
2007-02-12 12:54:25 · 11 answers · asked by Heyjay 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Comics & Animation
"He was a signer. A si-gner . . . he brought a bunch of deaf people to see the ventriloquist. What're they gonna do next week? Take a bunch of blind people to see David Copperfield. The elephant disappeared. The elephant has frickin disappeared. Ooh, you should the juggler... oh, sorry."
2007-02-13 08:17:44 · update #1
Like, makin' fun of those with a lazy eye, "How do I know which eye to look at? That eye or that eye?" And, like, screwin' around
with someone with a hairlift and,like, a lazy eye. Moving himself, like, to the right , left, right and left, like a few times.
It's, like, a real gas, man.
2007-02-13 10:02:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'd have to agree that the whole segment where Peanut is messin with the deaf audience is the best... But when Peanut and Jeff are arguing and Peanut goes "You're losing an argument with yourself!" is a close second!
2007-02-13 00:52:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
The Traffic Report. I'll save everybody a lot of time and money.
It's 8 o'clock in the morning. Everyone's left the house at the same d*mn time. Back to you. It's 5:30. Everyone leaves at the same time. Only now, they're goin' the other way!"
2007-02-13 22:23:29 · answer #3 · answered by bambi_gets_lost 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Jeff was talking to Peanut about being in Santa Ana, how the theatre's great (Peanut: Okay!), a terrific town (Peanut: Have looked around!?).
A gay Super Hero. "Hear I come to save the daaayy. Oh. And his butt whistle when he flies (making a whistle sound). Don't turn your back on 'im.... unless you have the lotion."
2007-02-13 18:22:04 · answer #4 · answered by Spider 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Jeff: A drive from the valley?
Peanut: Was bad as hell.
Jeff: Traffic?
Peanut: Sucked like hell.
Jeff: Drivers?
Peanut: Angry as hell.
Jeff: You?
Peanut: Was scared as hell.
Jeff: Parking here?
Peanut: Sucked more like.
Jeff: So?
Peanut: We're in hell.
(Pause)
Peanut: And these are our hellmates.
Think about it. Next time someone tells you to go to hell,
you yell, "Come right here."
2007-02-19 00:15:33 · answer #5 · answered by e_u_banana_breath 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Staring into Jeff's eyes, "I will never blink."
He and Jose getting out of the car; Jose, "He closed the door on my steek." Peanut's laugh is hysterical. Jeff: Did you apologize? Peanut bent forward, "No." Jeff, "Why not!?" Jose, "Because he was laughin too hard."
2007-02-18 16:17:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
When he starts talking about having too much coffee. "I admit, it's wasn't coffee. It was crack." The way he and Jeff were arguing about who was taking crack, getting Jeff angry at him,
"See how angry you are?" "Yes." "It's the crack." Then how Peanut goes on about how funny it would be to have a drunk ventriloquist (imitating a drunk). "You oughtta go to a strip joint
and throw your voice where it neeeeever shoulda been. (Demonstrating) Lemme out! It's dark in here. No coins please."
2007-02-13 18:51:31 · answer #7 · answered by Bob D. 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The one where he(they) mess with the deaf people, through an interpreter(signer)...
2007-02-12 20:59:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
His dentist routine. The guy's hilarious! I, too, like the way he reads 'Saw- naw-taw-aw-naw.' What the h*ll is that. Sounds like an Indian Reservation.
2007-02-13 22:27:52 · answer #9 · answered by Zacarrah M 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i like when he talks to Jose Jalepeno (on a stick)
2007-02-13 03:08:37 · answer #10 · answered by Elvenwolf 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋