the funniest definition gets 10 pts.
2007-02-12 12:03:03 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
Pap Smear: The process of inserting the largest, coldest instrument known to man, into a hole/space less than 1/4 the size of said instrument...then using the instrument to re-size said hole, just large enough form a small man to climb in, all for the purpose of collecting data on a swab the size of a Q-tip. While being told the whole time to "breathe"
2007-02-12 12:11:39 · answer #1 · answered by JustJen 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Pap smear - Being tackled behind the line in an old-timers football game.
2007-02-17 13:47:38 · answer #2 · answered by Bomba 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pap Smear: The stain left in your undies when someone has tried to fit an oversized 'square peg' into a small round hole.
2007-02-20 07:40:31 · answer #3 · answered by sydneygal 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pap test /pæp/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[pap] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun 1. a test for cancer of the cervix, consisting of the staining of cervical cells taken in a cervical or vaginal smear (Pap smear or pap smear) for examination of exfoliated cells.
2. a vaginal Pap smear used to evaluate estrogen levels.
3. an examination of exfoliated cells in any body fluid, as sputum or urine, for cancer cells.
2007-02-20 03:53:55 · answer #4 · answered by Lauren 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Pap smear is a test your doctor does to check for signs of cancer of the cervix. The cervix is part of your uterus (womb). During a Pap smear, your doctor takes a sample of cells from your cervix to be tested. Is this rite?????? if yes den plzz give me 10 points....................
2007-02-19 19:00:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pap smear- I throw a pie in my grand pappies face, and smush the whipped cream all around his face-Pap smear!
2007-02-19 10:19:36 · answer #6 · answered by Harry 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grandpa's looking-glass.
2007-02-13 03:29:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's called open sesame where they run a domahitchy up your whochi cochi to make sure you don't have no dohitchy. Say NO TO CANCER HAVE YOU YEARLY EXAM!!!!!!!
2007-02-17 20:03:40 · answer #8 · answered by hawaiigirl 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
its better to be cautious than suffer. run to the doctor right now
2007-02-20 07:18:53 · answer #9 · answered by chandana b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cervical cancer is a real knee-slapper!
2007-02-12 12:12:15 · answer #10 · answered by Cindy W 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋