2007-02-12 11:38:19 · 16 answers · asked by joker 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Horoscopes
HAHAHAHHAHhahahahha.......
( laugh till im crazy )
wish u happy too^^
hehehe
2007-02-12 11:58:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C. The Russians used a pencil.
2007-02-12 12:10:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A guy walks into a bar and starts talking about religon, then the bartender won't let him talk about that in there. So the guy starts talking about politics and the bartender won't let him talk about that either. Then the guy starts talking about his girlfriend "You can't talk about your girlfriend in my bar either." says the bartender "Can I talk about sex?" asks the guy. "Sure" says the bartender. Then the guy says,"OK, go (insert bad word here) yourself"
If you think that was funny, I wish for 2 million dollars American.
2007-02-12 12:16:06 · answer #3 · answered by Chimpanzees? Monkey. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
D.N.A -National Dyslecsic Association
I wish for this joke to be treated poorly!
2007-02-12 13:25:28 · answer #4 · answered by Grog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First the prostitutes and now the turkeys...
Not much chance of getting a gobble in Suffolk now then.
2007-02-12 11:43:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
theres a bloke in the other room asking if the world would be a better place if sheep washed up
2007-02-12 11:54:26 · answer #6 · answered by busybee26 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I only wish this could be true!
2007-02-12 11:45:14 · answer #7 · answered by Tigerluvr 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you shouldn't raise peoples hope like this wishes are not real.
2007-02-12 20:53:04 · answer #8 · answered by oysidius_torchwood 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so their was this one time I was asking my teacher something and I called her mom but since I called her mom I usually fart in front of my mom so I stood up and I was like "MOM"?(fart)!!!!It was so embarrassing!LOL!So do I get my wish?I wish the guy that I adore loves me back!PLEASSSSSSSSSSSSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(beg)!
2007-02-12 11:43:46 · answer #9 · answered by fashionista.stylista♥ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This should do it......
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=1751369130
2007-02-12 15:08:09 · answer #10 · answered by pozitive thinking 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋