10 pts for the first one to write me the best "Worst Valentines Day" poem
2007-02-12 11:08:07 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Valentine's Day
I sat outside your window
I jumped atop your car
I called all of the guys you've known
To say how bad you are
I told them you had herpes
I said you gave me some
I screamed, I cried, I yelled, I lied...
I love you, honey bun!
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Not my experience, but one of my roommates. All true.
2007-02-12 11:14:29 · answer #1 · answered by SlowClap 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hi Hunny
hope you enjoyed your meal
it took me all day to stew the veal
so now were all cosy
im giving you your card
i tried to write nice things
but not too hard
-----
A few words id like to say
to you my husband this valentines day ....
My god whatever did i see in you
you make me sick
you stink of poo
I hate your face
cant stand your smile
as for your breath
foul and vile
no personality,
youre just dull and thick
only time you made me laugh
was when i saw your dick
no one likes you
or even cares
theyre just glad
your not theirs
see i dont want you anymore
living with you is just
well, too much of a chore
divorce takes too long
its too good for you
so i put the rat poison into that stew.
Luv Bun
x
2007-02-12 12:01:29 · answer #2 · answered by elly 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Another Valentines Day
it seems cold in a crzay way
my bf kicked me & didn't allow me to stay
he called the cupz and they took me away .
i am now in jail
what else can happen to me ?
will i be raped or will they kill me?
will i survive this terrible agony ?
will the sun shine on me ?
O! God what should i do ?
i'd better give it a fart
it might help me change and have a new start
and i will have a huge shopping cart
in my next Valentines Day .
when i am out of here
i will kill my bf Cat
i will make him suffer for that .
i will sleep with all the boys in my flat .
i will buy a new hat
in my next Valentines Day .
Copyright ™ MAZ -- All Rights Reserved
2007-02-12 11:30:38 · answer #3 · answered by MAZ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Violettes are Blue, Valentine is Red, let's go to BED
2007-02-12 11:30:42 · answer #4 · answered by nikitasgarofallou 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love you so much today
much like the day we first met
tommorrow will be no other way
The same I'll love you forever I bet
2007-02-12 11:12:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ode to the little man in the boat.....
Little man in the boat, so elusive and missunderstood
pleasure a woman, i know you could
If only they'd show us, maybe we would
make them gush, like good girls should...
I hope it's not to graphic...lol
2007-02-12 11:14:16 · answer #6 · answered by marcolam31 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Roses are red,
Dead fish stink,
Loving you drives me to drink.
--That Cheeky Lad
2007-02-12 16:52:04 · answer #7 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Roses are red, grass is green!
I love your legs & whats inbetween!
xxx
2007-02-12 11:15:24 · answer #8 · answered by Chris W 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i love this day
yes it is true,
for i can show love to my fella
and to you lot too
everyone is special
a day to show it so,
so send a card out
to everyone you know
it is not just for couples
but your sibling too
so show them on this special day
what they mean to you.
2007-02-12 11:42:07 · answer #9 · answered by crystaluk662 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...I guess not?
We were together for a year,
As of Valentines Day!
I was hoping to hear
I love you today!
But you told me
You had found something great
And that we couldn't be!
So I find that you have a date!
***************
HAHAHA!!! I like that...
2007-02-12 11:22:14 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ Love is Only in Fairy Tales♥ 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋