I married a hairy orangatan I found of the coast of Guacomala. Except he wonts to go too far... it you know what I mean... and I'm just not ready to.
How much pineapples should I eat on Christmas!?
2007-02-12 10:45:43 · 6 answers · asked by homersexual44 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Eat all the pineapples you can get your hands on. Get real juicy and sticky. Then roll around in the dirt jerking off. Your orangatan will get real horny and give it to you good. Thats what you want isnt it??
2007-02-12 11:02:43 · answer #1 · answered by answers999 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
12 is the accepted number of pineapples for eating on Christmas when attending Christmas festivities in Guacomala!
2007-02-12 19:02:56 · answer #2 · answered by Disco Lady 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get this monkey off your back and be careful not to sit on the pineapples, it could ruin you for life
2007-02-12 19:01:35 · answer #3 · answered by smilingtalker_au 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I have no idea what you mean, but I think you do have a problem, and it's not pineapples.
2007-02-12 18:50:28 · answer #4 · answered by supertop 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe lol you are too funny:) Just eats lots of pineapples. Go for it dude!
2007-02-12 19:04:44 · answer #5 · answered by Lady Hewitt 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a divorce and stay away from him.
2007-02-12 18:48:54 · answer #6 · answered by sweetpea 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋