Why are you late?

Answer 1

because aside from yahoo answers i have a life. i have to do my work first before i do wander off into a dreamlike state in yahoo answers.

Answer 2

See, first, my car broke down. I had to walk through the wilderness park where I was attacked by wolves, and as I started to peel them off of me, the park ranger showed up and scared them off, but he didn't see them, nor did he believe me despite the scratches and bite marks, so he gave me a ticket for "potentially harming the animals" (even though I would never do that), took me in for questioning and took his time asking the questions. When he was finally done, he took forever filling out the paper work that should be done and didn't give them to me until what seemed like hours after he was done. When I finally signed where he needed me too, he wouldn't give me a ride in his truck (because I smelt like some kind of animal), but he didn't want me wandering around "his" park, so he lent me an old, bent bike. All of that, plus traffic, is why I'm late.

Answer 3

Fashionably late.

Answer 4

I am fashionably late. I just couldn't decide on what to wear. You know how us girls are right? Lol

Answer 5

Because I bathed in fountain with John Stamos and got Pregnant..

Answer 6

late is better than never

Answer 7

I am always early....never late

Answer 8

im never late, everyone else is just early

Answer 9

I'm not late ___

Answer 10

it's a woman's prerogative to be late honey