i have to go to get a drug screen in a few days to a week and i want to know TRUE REAL things i can do to pass it. all i do is some weed not even that heavy and i know that bleach doesn't work or downing vineger but please help a stoner in need!!
2007-02-12 10:28:18 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Business & Finance ➔ Careers & Employment
The best way to pass the test is not to do drugs :)
2007-02-12 10:31:37 · answer #1 · answered by LC 2 · 2⤊ 3⤋
As a mental health practitioner with 20+ years experience, including in the substance abuse field, I can tell you that you shoulda thought of that before you did the weed. Marijuana stays in your system for weeks, and months. And if you do any of the nonsense I've read in your other answers, you're just f'in' up the situation (as in your health). So, you can hope they're not looking for cannabis in their drug screen, or they're "forgiving" a bit. Next time, before you "toke", think. The Bigger Picture. God Bless you.
2007-02-12 10:41:25 · answer #2 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Your drugstore or headshop will carry a shampoo that may or may not work but says that it does. It's called lion something. That would be for your hair if they clip it.
Also, the keytones that develop in your urine as a result of eating massive amounts of red meat during the 3 day period before testing has been said to alter a urine sample.
Drink lots of water and cranberry juice and don't do anything more.
There are many options so start googling and pick your poison.
2007-02-12 10:39:36 · answer #3 · answered by Liligirl 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Dude,click on to my e-mail and I can tell you a few ways to beat a urinalysis test,it will cost you some cash to purchase the items either at the head shop or the grocer,it took me twenty years of abuse to figure this out and it cost me everything when I quit,but thats your decision,read my bio on Q&A and youll see what i mean,but i dont want to post my tricks on here,and p.s.bleach is a very bad way to go,ive seen it done but I dont recommend it
2007-02-12 12:40:01 · answer #4 · answered by stygianwolfe 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call from a payphone (make up something) and ask what type of drug test they are performing.
If they do a hair test you can forget passing unless you go bald but you will at least save yourself $50.00.
It is my belief that marijuana stays in your system for 3 to 4 weeks.
Not sure about that but if this is the case, but if you know that it is a urine test, maybe you can bring in some 'pure pee' to mix in with your own
2007-02-12 10:35:45 · answer #5 · answered by lisa s 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Stay off drug is the best way. If you can't stay of drugs long enough to pass a screening then you've got a problem.
2007-02-12 10:37:17 · answer #6 · answered by No More 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Don't use bleach (toxic!). Get a half gallon cranberry juice, and drink it. Also drink a lot of water a few hours before hand, pee it out, then drink a lot of water before you go to the screen.
2007-02-12 10:38:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
i smoked weed for 12 years...probably took 6 drug tests in that time and never was told I couldnt have the job afterwards. I never took anything to flush out systemand on occasion smoked the night before the test....most screeners are mostly looking for cocaine, heroin, oxy, crystal...I wouldnt be to concerned.
2007-02-12 10:35:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Cranberry Juice, Drink Drink a Gallon or Vinegar
2007-02-12 10:34:29 · answer #9 · answered by SexyBlackFasho 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Drink Certo with water .1 Pk certo 1 gallon water..
2007-02-12 10:36:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋