You have nice hair, want to shag me? ..... -erm no, do you think one rubbish compliment (even tho my hair did look fab) would make me fall at your feet, and how crude can you get!!
You're wearing nice tights, im a travelling tights salesman, I could show you the ones i have back at my flat if you want? - Just plain scary....backed away v quickly frm this guy.....
What will you be making me for breakfast 2moro morning? -Could have been cute in context of chatting or frm someone you know, but as the first thing you say noooo......
Just some of the very scary ones ive heard..... ppl in clubs can b scary lol.... def dont think il meet the guy of my dreams in one.... and these were quite posh clubs lol.... Chat ups dont make for good opening lines!!! Normal chat works, compliments welcome! The guys that say 'smile' dont know wht thts all about, am i sposed to smile the whole time....wudnt tht make me rather insane, think it def always ends the conversation there, not leads to an opening of one.
One I did find sweet was a guy who did a card trick..... a lil different and he said it gave him confidence doin tht, so kinda endearing lol
2007-02-12 10:00:37
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answered by claire007 3
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I don't know if it's the worst pick-up line; all I know is I get seriously irritated when I have a guy come up to me at a club and say, "Smile, it's not that bad." For some reason I just want to smack him!
2007-02-12 09:52:56
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answered by Anonymous
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Baby- God must be missing an Angel, Cause you sure look like you fell from Heaven!!!
Or the other Lame-o one...
"Can I go half on a baby?"
Yeah Right!!!
God I HATE pick up lines!!
2007-02-12 09:54:20
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answered by glorymomof3 6
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some guy in a club telling some mutton he was arrogantly flirting with ''heres a tenner love - now go buy yourself some hair dye to cover your roots'' -
the most corny - if WE were letters of the alphabet I'd put YOU (U) AND I together uggggggggggggggggggggghhh!!
OR how do you like your eggs - ........FERTILISED hahaha
2007-02-12 09:54:56
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answered by Anonymous
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I don't hear very many pick up lines from guys, or girls, I think people are intimidated by me.
2007-02-12 09:53:39
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answered by Anonymous
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I guess it would have to be if one guys walking with his friend and he says, yo my friends thinks you're hot and his friend's over there shaking his head like he knows me or something.Boys can be so weird.
2007-02-12 09:56:57
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answered by angel9242004 2
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Can U Water my Two-Lips
2007-02-12 09:52:15
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answered by Chris M 1
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"Baby I'm tired because you've been running through my mind all day"! Really lame.
2007-02-12 09:55:54
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answered by cats 7
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Can I park my car in your garage? The guy that said that was a putz.
2007-02-12 09:53:21
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answered by fchick_78 2
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my place or yours
2007-02-12 09:53:09
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answered by Anonymous
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