Guys only:
list some ideas
ive already come up with these:
you can open all your own jars
the only 'certain time of the month' we have to think about is the superbowl
we can scratch ourselves and not care if anyone sees
ive got more, but if u guys can give me the best one ever, ill give yall best answer
2007-02-12 09:30:23 · 4 answers · asked by jedi_stigma 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
Things dudes can do:
-Act like an idiot and it won't be frowned upon.
-Use your hands to do the drum-line to "Wipe Out"
-Hormones rarely change and so we're stable folks (tried and true)
-Pee standing up
-Don't have to shave
-Die early so chances are we won't be lonely at the end
-Know what we want
-Appreciate porn
-We don't have to carry the baby (that's a big one)
-Usually don't have to wait for bathrooms
-Can get fat and it's ok hehe
-Don't have to compete on who has the best ****...
-Don't have periods (I'm thankful everyday for my twig and berries)
-Don't have ridiculous insecurities about our body
-We can burp like there's no tomorrow and do it proudly
The list goes on and on...
2007-02-12 10:57:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Guys never have to "wax".
You never experience the agony of giving birth.
You'll never need a pap smear.
You'll never spend an hour doing your hair, face and clothes to get ready to go somewhere.
You'll never experience a runner in your stockings, or a broken high-heel.
You don't really care if you gain 10 pounds.
I could go on all day...
2007-02-12 09:35:19 · answer #2 · answered by Ade 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well the only thing I can come with is that dudes get more action if you know what I mean.
2007-02-12 09:34:24 · answer #3 · answered by Johnnny 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My favorite is I can piss standing up....haha
2007-02-12 09:41:48 · answer #4 · answered by Chris k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋