I ripped a big one here in my office......and then about 15 seconds later a client walked in...oops!
I made a face and said, "Sorry about the smell.....a woman was just in here with a fussy baby that filled his diaper full, and I can't get that smell out of here".
Am I awful for blaming a poor, innocent, non-existent baby?
2007-02-12 08:51:37 · 14 answers · asked by spun_up_06 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Isn't that what you're meant to do ?
2007-02-12 08:54:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wherever you go, anyone under 2 will know what you did. They will point you out to their mothers and they will chastise you in baby-talk. Eventually your hit points will be whittled down to almost nothing. The only thing you will be able to do at that point is find that client you lied to, walk up to them, say "There's something I can't hold in anymore," then rip a new one.
The next time you see that client blame it on the 4 beers you didn't drink the night before.
2007-02-12 16:55:46 · answer #2 · answered by Eric C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you are clever. I am an ICU nurse and when that happens to me at work I blame that patient. Now that is worse than blaming it on a baby.
2007-02-12 16:55:05 · answer #3 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I used to blame my son all the time when he was baby, it is totally ok.
2007-02-12 16:54:48 · answer #4 · answered by jacemo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if you con't balme the dog, blame the baby.
or next time, don't even say anything and just watch their faces as they have to try and breathe through their mouth.
2007-02-12 16:57:21 · answer #5 · answered by My Dog Rowdy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, that was quick clever thinking. Good job.
2007-02-12 16:57:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its OK to blame the baby but not to lie.
2007-02-12 16:54:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
good thinking!
but you might want to keep some air freshener to spray next time that happens.
2007-02-12 16:56:57 · answer #8 · answered by Goddess T 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if the baby was non existant then no
2007-02-12 16:56:00 · answer #9 · answered by lanie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cleaver & very quick thinking on your part...
2007-02-12 16:55:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah, he would've done the same thing
2007-02-12 16:54:49 · answer #11 · answered by Gorgeous 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋