2007-02-12 08:25:18 · 33 answers · asked by piaggio125 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Other - Holidays
You smoke yourself retarded didnt you? Wow
I have seen alot of dumb questions but Jesus Crist...I have nothing more to say except time for some De-tox man
2007-02-12 08:30:15 · answer #1 · answered by pillsbury_whiteboy 2 · 0⤊ 5⤋
After a long series of high-level meetings of the Federal Government Day Organization Committee (FGDOC) a study grant was awarded to a Halliburton subsidiary, Hoogives-Arat-Sass, to examine why Tuesday repeatedly occurs between Monday and Wednesday. A three-year-long study, costing taxpayers 58 Billion Dollars finally reached a conclusion, which was published on Friday.
The essence of the publication is that Tuesday occurs between Monday and Wednesday as a sort of buffer zone, to prevent those two days from crashing violently into one another.
President Bush hails the study as a scientific break-through and prroof that Saddam had WMD's all along.
2007-02-12 08:38:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
The Bible clearly makes the Sabbath the last day of the week, but does not share how that corresponds to our 7 day week. Yet through extra-biblical sources it is possible to determine that the Sabbath at the time of Christ corresponds to our current 'Saturday.' Therefore it is common Jewish and Christian practice to regard Sunday as the first day of the week (as is also evident from the Portuguese names for the week days). However, the fact that, for example, Russian uses the name "second" for Tuesday, indicates that some nations regard Monday as the first day.
In international standard ISO-8601 the International Organization for Standardization (ISO) has decreed that Monday shall be the first day of the week and Tuesday the second day..
2007-02-12 08:38:32 · answer #3 · answered by simon 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Because today is Monday and Tuesday always follows Monday then the day after that it will be Wednesday.
2007-02-12 08:29:57 · answer #4 · answered by Dooby 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Cause Tuesday always follows Monday and Wednesday follows Tuesday etc etc etc.
2007-02-12 08:35:09 · answer #5 · answered by no1shylass 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
coz the sky is very high, 2day is monday and yestrday was sunday so tomorrow should b tuesday as the week goes on
2007-02-12 08:38:34 · answer #6 · answered by senono 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's only tuesday because we call it tuesday, you can name it what ever you like. Who knows it might catch on.
2007-02-12 08:33:52 · answer #7 · answered by Chris M 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
2 points
2007-02-12 08:33:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Because it is! Somehow it always gets stuck being the day before Wednesday.
--That Cheeky Lad
2007-02-12 16:33:39 · answer #9 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Tommorow will be Today when it comes and the day after tomorrow will be tomorrow tomorrow and today will be yesterday
2007-02-12 08:29:40 · answer #10 · answered by Smurf 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Because if it wasn't then we'd just have a doubly long Monday. Now that would royally suck. Just think, 48 hours of Monday every week! I don't think I could bear that!
2007-02-12 08:29:32 · answer #11 · answered by mad_caesar 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋