I mean, last year I got her a broom, but no dustpan came with it. All year long she's been sweeping the dirt into her hand. So to show her how much I love her, I went to the 99 cent store and got her a dustpan. I mean, I didn't wrap it or anything, but I think she's going to be surprised and really love the romantic gesture...don't you think ladies? ;-)
2007-02-12 07:35:21 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Valentine's Day
Well, I got her flowers, but I ended up giving them to my mistress instead of her. I think she'll really love the dustpan though.
2007-02-12 07:42:41 · update #1
Ooooooh, now that's an idea "Victory". God, she is one lucky woman.
2007-02-12 07:47:36 · update #2
She'll love it!
Be sure to follow up with a toilet brush at Christmas so she won't have to lick the bowl clean any more.
(P.S. I can't believe how many are taking your post seriously!)
2007-02-12 07:45:00 · answer #1 · answered by silvercomet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, you didn't have to go through all that trouble for me, sweetie. As you know, that broom is my most cherished gift and I really don't mind using my hand to pick up the dirt. Just doing your laundry, washing your dishes, and cooking your dinner is the greatest gift I could ever ask for... All I ask is for in return is a little pat on the a s s from time to time to let me know I'm doing a good job... and a marathon of sweaty, hot, kinky Valentine's Day sex... your mistress can come too, of course.
;-)
2007-02-13 11:29:58 · answer #2 · answered by yumyum 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG yes. What a good idea! But flowers for your mistress? Come on now...I'd just grab a few extra brooms...dust pans etc...so I can hand them out to all my ladies...;) No chance of mixing up who got what ;-).
mmm and since I'm such a romantic at heart, I always remember to sign her card by tellin' her to get in the kitchen and make my *** some dinner.
Normally I say..."stop folding my laundry for a second and make me dinner b itch"..but since its a special day...I'd forgo the b itch"...but just this once!
LOL ;-)
~Jess
2007-02-12 07:58:42 · answer #3 · answered by Shakira 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A dustpan and brush as Valentine day gifts? You skinflint!
This year I'm gonna get her a new belt and bag.
The vacuum cleaner's going to work perfectly now.
2007-02-12 07:46:20 · answer #4 · answered by Stefano 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very a lot of besides the undeniable fact that needs to bypass into his personality to boot because the nature of your relationship to boot because the period. My husband and that i determined from we were relationship that a Valentines present does no longer be offered yet must be made. I actually have managed to go back up with some highly interesting issues to make and he has written some impressive poems.
2016-12-04 02:25:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
In Italian, scopare means to sweep. It also means to f***. Now if you get creative enough...
I mean last you started the job, but this year you may want to finish it the right way.
2007-02-12 07:40:20 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hope you're kidding... otherwise I hope she dumps you!
Would you like a Old Lawnmower for a Romantic gift??
2007-02-12 08:42:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This question has got to be a joke otherwise I can't believe you even have a woman!!
2007-02-12 07:39:02 · answer #8 · answered by mrsvinet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn´t recommend it unless you want to get hit over the head with it.
2007-02-12 07:58:53 · answer #9 · answered by Double 709 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, you know nothing. Go get her some candy right now, since she puts up with you she deserves it!
2007-02-12 07:38:16 · answer #10 · answered by shepherd 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋