R.I.P Mortimer, for he was a brave and noble turkey.
2007-02-12 07:21:56 · 40 answers · asked by Melvin the retarded emu 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
There's something about the way, you look tonight.
2007-02-12 07:25:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your uncle is a turkey? R.I.P Mortimer- brave and noble by all means- but you're confusing me.
2007-02-12 07:24:31 · answer #2 · answered by Julia Sugarbaker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't know Mortimer was a Hungarian name? I thought it was a mouse, from the whitehouse.
2007-02-12 07:28:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope I don't get it because I ate turkey soup for lunch and then sneezed. I don't think my health benefits at Wal*Mart are any better than the velcro shoes I got with my employee discount.
2007-02-12 07:30:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh dear.. poor Uncle Mortimer.
I hope you got vaccinated for the bird flu already..
now about Mort, too bad Thanksgiving already past. I sure am hungry.
2007-02-12 07:28:43 · answer #5 · answered by somegirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry for your loss. Once a turkey always a turkey. Remember that, it'll get you past.
2007-02-12 07:30:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
RIP mortimer
he must be at peace in bernard matthews turkey heaven now
2007-02-16 06:07:15 · answer #7 · answered by Yehh Mate..X 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No wonder I got such a good deal at Conglomo Mart on that turkey! Yuck!
2007-02-14 04:47:50 · answer #8 · answered by Lt. Dan reborn 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
oh oh i think i my friend may have had your aunt for thanksgiving (my friend as i am british and so do not celebrate thanksgiving) RIP Mortimer - brave noble and incredibly tasty xXx
2007-02-12 07:26:43 · answer #9 · answered by Star dust 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I say, Melvin, you are a noble creature like your uncle was! Drinks on me, tonight, Melvin. You are a fine specimen. You really tickle my fancy.
2007-02-12 07:26:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Vaya con Dios, dear Uncle Mortie!!
Now... is that 325 degrees or 350?
2007-02-12 07:24:38 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋