A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the
woods.She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"The woman said, "That's okay."For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the
most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me."So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
2007-02-12 07:06:30 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Football ➔ FIFA World Cup (TM)
The frog said, "That will make your
husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you."The
woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."Moral of the story: women are clever. Don't mess with
them.Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.Male readers: Please scroll down.The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show!
PS: If you are a woman and are still
reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!
2007-02-12 07:10:07 · update #1
I think I'm really stupid because I didn't get this joke until I read it to the end!!!
2007-02-12 07:15:04 · update #2
Sorry, I meant 'smart'!!!
I never claimed to be intelligent!!!
2007-02-12 07:20:17 · update #3
Okay, I can't believe some people are so lame as to they care so much about a grammar mistake! I mean what does it matter, this is a FORUM not a friggin English class!! Anyways, great joke! That probably only goes for the minority of the population though hehe J/K ;)
2007-02-12 12:08:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Nah, that was just ONE dumb woman who thought she was smarter than the rest of us...lol
That's called greed not intelligence and it inhabits both genders!!
2007-02-12 15:33:48 · answer #2 · answered by andygurl 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
haha gr8 joke but still dont discriminate the other gender lmao
2007-02-13 05:34:28 · answer #3 · answered by #~*Deamon_chick*~Bee :D~# 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Actualy we are all same for me
If you work hard and learn stuff it doesn't matter if you are girl or boy!
2007-02-12 15:28:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
it depends cos there r alot of stupid girl users around here
2007-02-12 17:35:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
great joke miz B. 8/10
PS. ill have to go with andygurl on this one...
2007-02-13 00:14:11 · answer #6 · answered by Ghjjf 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
A killer man
2007-02-12 15:11:47 · answer #7 · answered by lx_english17 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked it!
2007-02-12 15:15:06 · answer #8 · answered by HONEY 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"More smarter?"
Yes, well according to this, I think they are.
P.S. Lousy joke. And yes, I DO have a sense of humour...
2007-02-12 15:12:20 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
"...[A]re men more smarter than us?"
I hate to say this, but that's just begging to get torn up.
EDIT: why is this in the world cup section?
2007-02-12 15:15:17 · answer #10 · answered by Kilroy 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋