I wrote a poem for this dude I like a lot and he wrote back and said I should keep my day job. What's wrong with him?
After Lunch
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Before lunch I was hungry and so I ate
Ate as is in gobbled my food to brighten my day
Day starts for me after lunch
Lunch comes after a lonely morning
Morning ......then day...After Lunch.
burp.
2007-02-12 07:03:07 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
Awww.....I like your little poem....especially the burp! The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. You can burp at me any time, buddy. HUGS!
2007-02-12 07:58:13 · answer #1 · answered by behrmark 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Hello Gay lord - at least you continue to make me laugh and I think your friend gave you some good advice! Burps back at ya...
Before lunch I was hungry and so I ate,
While getting ready for my afternoon date,
But when it came time for the ultimate slurp,
All that I managed was a humongous burp....
Guess I will stay with my day job also....
2007-02-12 15:13:37 · answer #2 · answered by Brent W 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
N/o but if u really like him then u should have said something about him in the poem.U were just talking about food and stuff.Not how u feel about him.If u want to romance him or something then say something emotionally.trust me I'm a poetic person.If u want to be poetic then tell how u feel about that person.Or if your really bad then take something Shakespearian then he'll think your romantic.Good Luck with that.
2007-02-12 15:45:22 · answer #3 · answered by CasualtyKid45 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Because your poem isn't very romantic, and he might not be gay? Maybe you should find out if he is for sure, then if he is, make a more romantic poem.
And it's a shame you're gay because if that picture is of you, damn, that guy is crazy!
2007-02-12 15:31:12 · answer #4 · answered by *erica 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Because it doesn't make any sense?? He was right in telling you to keep your day job!
2007-02-12 15:07:42 · answer #5 · answered by CaReBeAr 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Is this the poem you wrote to him....if so i can see why he said that....
2007-02-12 15:06:15 · answer #6 · answered by LUCKYGIRL 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Somehow it does make me think of a nooner. But then so does everything else.
2007-02-12 21:14:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
He didn't like your poem and he was being arrogant/pretentious. Being pretentious is common among gay men, just my opinion from what I've seen.
2007-02-12 15:07:08 · answer #8 · answered by wassupmang 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Don't quit your day job, dude!
2007-02-12 15:13:58 · answer #9 · answered by Kedar 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I loved your poem it brought tears to my ears, you should dump tht loser, peace out
2007-02-12 15:11:34 · answer #10 · answered by RAINBOW CARTMAN 1 · 5⤊ 1⤋