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I'm thinking of breaking into a fortune cookie factory and replacing all of the fortunes with "misfortunes", such as, "you will lose a pinky sometime in your life", or, "your car will break down next week". I may switch it up and replace some with over-the-top fortunes such as, "you will win a million dollars tomorrow." If anyone comes up with any ideas, let me know.

2007-02-12 05:25:31 · 13 answers · asked by annie_baby959 2 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

13 answers

Here's one: "As of tomorrow you can stop working."

2007-02-12 05:28:04 · answer #1 · answered by Rachel 7 · 1 0

The world will end in 5...4...3...2...

2007-02-12 05:29:09 · answer #2 · answered by Derek Wildstar 4 · 1 1

You can already buy Misfortune cookies at a lot of party supply stores so all you really have to do is swap them out.

2007-02-12 05:48:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

hey I just got one of those cookies it said I won a condo in Malibu, a jet at Kennedy was waiting for me and in one day 105 people said yes I will sign for you:)

2007-02-13 04:44:22 · answer #4 · answered by katlady927 6 · 0 0

That sounds good.

Try ' you will find death with a new love '
or 'your lucky numbers are 666'

2007-02-12 05:29:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The blow-fish was prepared by an amateur

2007-02-12 05:30:37 · answer #6 · answered by discostu 5 · 1 0

You will have an early retirement

2007-02-12 05:28:13 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 1 0

http://www.ahajokes.com/crt009.html

Another funny one I found said "Help me, I'm trapped in a Chinese bakery.....
Enjoyed your question

2007-02-14 16:40:57 · answer #8 · answered by Candee Graham 3 · 1 0

your significant other is cheating

the lottery numbers next week are ________ [add some numbers]

2007-02-12 05:28:50 · answer #9 · answered by Jordan Alexis 6 · 2 0

You're not the babies father.

2007-02-12 05:46:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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