The Beginning OF bushes Day...will you please tell me what you all think?

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10:30 Dar Darrary, I don´t know if iva been a sleepin or just in this here dang coma. Ah, hyuh. (insert forrest gump voice as needed)
10:29 and 30 seconds: Cooooooooome an get it, whiiiil its a hot.
10:32 Swallows french toast without chewing but chokes on the orange juice and spills the coffee on his lap.
10:34 They just finish administering his vitals and they don´t know if he´s senile or just that time of the month.
11:01 Just made a speech and bye, bye bye, GONE FISHIN´

No, it´s just that I wanted to make a short story and I think I might have the theme now.

Oh and by the by batsyfangoria, I KNOW why I don´t like Bush. I don´t HATE anybody, I was just seeing your opinion on what his morning should look like. Bye, a ba ba bye. Love and Respect. Peace

F.Y.I. Kevin, I am a 27 year old man, with an opinion. If it doesn´t tickle your fancy then leave it. If you want to start on about age brackets and groups you should read into what YOU are talking about. I made the beginning of a little short story I will be writing. And I know my qualms with bush, misguided leprachaun. Maybe if you opened your mind a little further an oven light might turn on, and you would have a chance in h-e-hockeysticks of backing up YOUR argument. Until then, I bid adieau (however they spell that).Ta ta. Over and out, donkey. Roger, (wilco) Paz.

Answer 1

Who did you get that from? His babysitter?

Answer 2

Personally, I think you're a kid that has no knowledge of anything when it comes to the government much less the president.

If I were you, I'd think about the next time you're going to beat off, it's more your style and in your age bracket.

Answer 3

If you're going to go ahead and hate Bush, couldn't you at least do it with some eloquence with something relevant to say? I'm reading this and all it looks like to me is that you don't even know why you hate this guy.

Answer 4

you've captured it