2007-02-12 04:33:11 · 16 answers · asked by White 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Well, you know, it's your own fault. Oh, come on, don't deny it. You are the one that fed him/it (gender is yet to be determined) your hubby's t-shirts. So is only natural that the monster would acquire a taste for fabric nourishment.
Guess you can pretty much kiss your sheets, towels, and extra blankets goodbye.
But, I understand that you may be a novice in the monster control department. So I'll give you a little advice.
Go ahead, let him/it move over. Then start throwing in spare tools. Perhaps a lawn mower or garden shears. A potted plant is a nice touch. Makes the closet a bit homey. But not too homey to make him/it want to stay.
Once the monster gets the taste and desire for the sweet taste of varied metals and lubricants, it is a simple matter of laying a trail of cheap hand tools and used oil cans in a path to your neighbors garage.
Problem solved.
I hope you will heed this valuable advice.
But don't let on to your neighbor. You still have to live next to him.
You fed him/it the PICTURES TOO?!!!!!
Oh, my.
2007-02-12 11:20:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
And the difference between a linen closet and regular closet.
Oh I get it one has your clothes in it.
Heck it doesn't matter let him switch closets.
And if he's a gay monster tell him it's time to come out the closet anyway.
2007-02-12 04:37:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes!! Plus all the blankets will keep him nice and toasty. For an even warmer place, try to see if he will move into the closet where the hot water heater is!! Usually those are closest to the kitchen, so he can help himself to the fridge, too, whenever he wants!!
2007-02-12 04:41:21 · answer #3 · answered by So-Cal Girly 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It sounds like she's just nesting and readying herself for the birth. As someone else said, pull some of that linen out and put it in a darkened space (box or whatever) so she can be alone and away from the hustle and bustle of everyday life. Hopefully she'll settle into somewhere on ground level so that you can at least check on her and there's no risk of kittens (or her) falling out. Good luck!
2016-05-24 01:04:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course you should!
If you don't , you will be punished for cruelty to monsters.
P.S. You're lucky, cuz the court made me buy a bigger closet for Lilith, my monster :)
2007-02-12 04:48:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i thought your linen closet was already occupied by the gnomes
2007-02-12 04:37:51 · answer #6 · answered by T_Baggins 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
NO! He'll make giant poopies all over the linen and then you'll be sorry.
2007-02-12 04:41:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No. He was uninvited guest to begin with, he should be happy with his current accommodations. Make him stay where he is.
2007-02-12 04:36:49 · answer #8 · answered by Max Power 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yes monsters have feelings too
2007-02-12 04:36:44 · answer #9 · answered by ICEMAN 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Put him in the dishwasher. Then he'll t think warm!
2007-02-12 04:39:57 · answer #10 · answered by comet girl...DUCK! 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋