What were some of Garfield's one-liners at the beginning of Garfield and Friends?

Question

I only remember a few of them and want to know what all of them were.

I remember these:

"This show is K rated--no adults unless accompanied by a kid"

"My public awaits...no autographs please, my writing's not that great."

"Beware of imitations, accept no substitutes, batteries not included"

Answer 1

I love garfield's one liners

"Sell your remote control kids I'm the best thing on"

"We've gotta stop that chicken from writing on my logo every week"

"Today's episode featuring Binky the Clown"

"Wouldn't I make a great ventriliquist my lips never move"

"Hey you chewing the gum I hope you brought enough for everybody"

"I can't believe we get away with this every week"

and i remember one episode where no one one was paying attention to garfield, he went to turn on Garfield and Friends and it ended up being Odie and Friends and Odie's one liner was "ruff ruffruff ruff ruff ruff"