I like to pilfer through antique shops looking for shelf sitters. Today I announced to the shop keeper I was in search of self shitterss. I turned and left without explanation.
What is your story? Please no one word answers or none just for points. I would like to hear your experience.
2007-02-12 02:55:47 · 5 answers · asked by Baw 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I was trying to buy some cuff links for my hubby, but instead of saying cuff links to the guy at the store I asked him for handcuffs and he immediately answered: I am sorry lady, we are not that kind of store. Zone D'Erotica is outside the Mall.
Needless to say I turned purple and left without trying to explain...
2007-02-12 04:25:10 · answer #1 · answered by White 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Years ago I bought a 1971 Corvette Stingray and I thought I was the Shi!. Everywhere I went the guys loved to look at my car. One night I went to a club to pick up a friend. I left the lights on and when we came out the battery had died. A bunch of guys came over to help. I didn't want to look like a stupid girl, so I said I could handle it, if someone just had some jumper cables. Then, in all my independence, I lifted the hood, looked in, and proclaimed, "Well, no wonder it won't start, someone stole my battery!"
They all started laughing hysterically and I thought someone had played a joke on me, until one of the guys came over, opened the car door and explained to me that the battery was located behind the seat. So much for my pride...
Great question, and I must admit, these things are much funnier (and not quite so embarrasing) after some time has passed.
2007-02-12 12:46:10 · answer #2 · answered by Pretending To Work 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO.....I SO can imagine you left without further ado.
In 1982 I went to collect my first (secondhand) car at the garage, they handed me the keys, and said I could drive on.
I was so nerveus, I forgot to inspect the car before taking it with me, so I did that after I safely got to my home.
Guess what : NO spare tyre, darn, now I had to drive back.
Got back at the garage, and told the man who gave me the keys about the problem.
He was very surprised, nothing like that had ever happened before, but hey, he would have a look.
I opened the back door, and triumphantly pointed out the empty space where the tyre should have been. To make things worse, I said :"See?? NO tyre!"
The guy looked at me, then calmly lifted the carpet that was lying in the trunk, and OMG, THERE was the "missing" tyre.
All I could think of was say to the guy that at least he would have something to laugh about with his colleagues, unfortunately he didn't even have a sense of humor, so I made a hasty retreat after that. (blush, blush)
2007-02-12 12:31:39 · answer #3 · answered by Joshua 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
As you can see from my avatar, my tongue would be difficult to tie! But it's a great question, and a shame it didn't get more responses! Sorry I am unable to provide you with a giggleworthy response!...x
2007-02-12 12:10:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
yes. i was presenting a science project to the class! dam
2007-02-12 12:26:49 · answer #5 · answered by ipodlady231 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋