one time my roommate broke the toilet bowl in half some how and didnt tell me until i had to poop and found out for myself. i eventually went down to the park at the end of the street cause it was night time and started to poop by a tree. some guys dog was barking at me and i thought it was tied up but it was loose. it ran at me while i was looking the other way. when i turned my head toward it it was allready up on me and it attacked me and bit my arm. i had to pull up my pants as i was running from it and i wasnt done pooping so i had poop in my pants and all over me from when i fell over on it when the dog bit me. i ran down the street and jumped up on an suv getting poop on it as i climed up on it. the people came out and saw the dog and called animal control. and i was eventually able to get off the poop smeared suv and go home and wash up. i was also cited and fined for deficating in public. it was a real crappy situation and everyone laughed at me forever about it.
2007-02-12 02:45:05
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answered by Anonymous
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Next to my borfriends Dads front porch. The porch was blocking me and no one could see. The house was LOCKED and I had to go. There was no way I would use a neighbors or drive all the way to a gas station. PLUS I HAD MC DONALD NAPKINS. lol cool question OH YEAH AND IVE POOPED IN A NAPKIN AND STUCK IT IN THE NEIGHBORS MAIL BOX..bc he shot my doggies foot. Lol it was sweet, stinky revenge. And the cop that came to his house. HAa
2007-02-12 02:44:29
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answered by Anonymous
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Worst, behind a bush at the beach
2007-02-12 02:33:45
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answered by Anonymous
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Kilauea Volcano here in Hawaii. Awesome.
2016-05-24 00:45:08
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answered by Anonymous
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Wow. Seriously, I've only ever gone #2 in a diaper (as an infant) and in a toilet. Where have you been doing it?....now peeing, that's a different story...
2007-02-12 02:32:30
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answered by Anonymous
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Behind a tree in the woods.
2007-02-12 02:35:49
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answered by Anonymous
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Behind some bushes on a golf course.
2007-02-12 02:32:24
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answered by Captain Jack 6
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MY ex and his friends dragged me INTO a female strip club!
LOL I guess I read the question wrong
2007-02-12 02:35:16
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answered by ? 7
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In a port-a-loo on the M25
2007-02-12 02:32:32
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answered by Anonymous
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The car park I really had to go I pulled up at a car park and pooped it got on the other guys car but he wasn't in his car luckily
2017-04-15 22:13:03
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answered by Anonymous
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