Like my Valentines Day poem?

Question

Roses are Red, Violets are Pink, When you skip your bath, I love how you stink. Your eyes how they sparkle, your lips how they shine, I love how you can floss, with a muscadine vine. Your hair so brown, your skin so rough, who knew you're really as blonde, as Hillary Duff. Your kiss lights my fire, your whispers give me chills, especially after you've eaten, that garlic with dill. When you hold me close, and rub down my back, I love how you smell, just like the dog track.

Answer 1

wow, she must be hott!!! She'll love the poem, but somehow I get the feeling she probably can't read!!

Answer 2

it is written in the Hebrew Talmud, the e book the position each and each and every of the sayings and preaching of Rabbis are conserved over the years. It says: "Be very careful when you're making a lady cry, because God counts her tears. the female got here out of a guy's rib. no longer from his ft to be walked on. no longer from his head to be more beneficial, yet from the aspect to be equivalent. lower than the arm to be secure, and next to the middle to be loved."

Answer 3

You, Sir, are a poet and a scholar and a fine judge of feminine pulchritude!

Answer 4

Does the word re-write come to mind???

Answer 5

l wish I were a bar of soap
Sitting in your tub
Imagine all the things l'd see
Imagine all l'd rub

Answer 6

replace the line
"When you skip your bath, I love how you stink."
with something else.

Answer 7

Umm Im not so sure your should give that to anyone you care about...

Answer 8

Dont quit your day job

Answer 9

That's a cool poem .... am sure your valentine would love it .... one thing make sure you are alone with her .... when she hears your poem.

Answer 10

hahaha lovely