There's this drunk standing out on the street corner, and a cop passes by, and says, "What do you think you're doing?" The drunk says, "I heard the world goes around every 24 hours, and I'm waiting on my house. Won't be long now, there goes my neighbour.
or
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - A tragic fire on Monday destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush. Both of his books have been lost.
Presidential spokesman Ari Fleischer said the president was devastated, as he had not finished coloring the second one.
HAHA well this site is totally sleepin so i'm bored..srry and dont start with the thingie like : what does this have with soccer.....
2007-02-11 21:31:37 · 17 answers · asked by #~*Deamon_chick*~Bee :D~# 5 in Sports ➔ Football ➔ FIFA World Cup (TM)
HAHa i guess the 2nd one rulzz rotflol
2007-02-11 21:57:36 · update #1
lmao speed demon umm not yet..OoPZ
2007-02-11 22:58:15 · update #2
thanx a lot marissa :D...sure dudes u can share them ...LOOOOLLL da shitface good one and david beckham rox LMAO gr8 and sure i'll come more often
2007-02-12 05:20:00 · update #3
2nd one
What Is Politics?
Son: Dad, I have to do a special report for school. Can I ask you a question?
Father: Sure, son. What's the question?
Son: What is politics?
Father: Well, let's take our home for example. I am the wage earner, so let's call me “Tony Blair.” Your mother is the administrator of money, so we'll call her “Gordon Brown.” We take care of your needs, so we'll call you “the People.” We'll call the maid “the Working Class,” and your baby brother we can call “the Future.” Do you understand, son?
Son: I'm not really sure, Dad. I'll have to think about it.
That night, awakened by his baby brother's crying, the boy went to see what was wrong. Discovering that the baby had seriously soiled his diaper, the boy went to his parents' room and found his mother sound asleep. He went to the maid's room where, peeking through the keyhole, he saw his father in bed with the maid. The boy's knocking went totally unheeded by his father and the maid, so the boy returned to his room and went back to sleep. The next morning he reported to his father.
Son: Dad, now I think I understand what politics is.
Father: Good, son! Can you explain it to me in your own words?
Son: Well, dad, while Tony Blair is screwing the Working Class, Gordon Brown is sound asleep, the People are being completely ignored and the Future is full of ****.
2007-02-12 02:38:52 · answer #1 · answered by 00100 1 · 6⤊ 0⤋
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2007-02-12 05:47:22 · answer #2 · answered by Von 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The second one
2007-02-12 12:02:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
where u get these jokes??? lol very funny!!!
the second one is extremly funny im still laughin here are few jokes that i fould
1.teacher : this homework looks like your father writing.
student : may be, i used his pen
2.Son : Dad im tired of doing homework
father : listen,son heard work never killed any one yet
son: i know dad but i dont want to come out
3.teacher : where do fish sleep?
student : in water beds
4.teacher : name six wild animals?
student : 5 bears and 1 tiger
5.teacher : you cannot sleep in the class room.
student : i could if you are a little quieter.
6.teacher. give me three reasons why the earth is round
sudent-because my father says so,mother says so and you say so
lol those jokes are not much funny but u're no.2 joke is killin me
and pls come in this forum much
thnx
2007-02-12 12:55:11 · answer #4 · answered by david beck rox-congrats real 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I like the 2nd one...My family has this thing with making fun of politicians...My brother gets a bunch of stuff off the internet and TV shows, etc and he always makes fun.
2007-02-12 21:00:25 · answer #5 · answered by sweetpanther08 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the second one
2007-02-12 05:41:02 · answer #6 · answered by the nice girl 23 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Still laughing about the Bush books!
2007-02-12 05:44:25 · answer #7 · answered by Orion Quest 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
War ape Bush is always funnier. :)
Shows that he's a 2-year-old idiot chimp.
The first one is a bit funny,if you think about it.
2007-02-12 05:40:53 · answer #8 · answered by Draxx Mew 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
the second one had me going! LOL. May I send it to my friends?
2007-02-12 10:36:08 · answer #9 · answered by azsoccerfan 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The second one is funnier :)
2007-02-12 05:35:41 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋