Empty bottles with XXX on there labels, and little red bandanas and overalls in my clothes dryer. Even found some loose teeth lying around the floor.
2007-02-11 18:17:09 · 21 answers · asked by Jacks036 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Put the sofa out on the front porch and tell them to camp out there.
2007-02-11 18:19:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Leave little tiny tickets to the next George Jones concert
on the floor near where you're finding the little bottles
then when the concert is going on---change the locks on all your doors !!!
It's either that or your going to have to get a better vacuum cleaner with a particularly good crevice tool and do a very thorough search and suck em up campaign and THAT could get ugly !!!
You can't just do nothing-- because the next thing is-- their going to start using your coffee mugs for spittoons and that's just gonna hack you off !!!
2007-02-11 18:28:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, that sounds like an awful lot of fun. If you like hillbillies, that is.
If you don't then I suggest that you get some not-so-miniature-vicious dogs and chase them out. Just don't let the dogs kill any of them or you might have a miniature hillbillie war on your hands....... And let me tell you! those are not much fun!
2007-02-11 18:19:36 · answer #3 · answered by Ciera 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Leave on reruns of The Beverly Hillbillies, hid the extra ammunition in case they start fighting over their sister, maybe leave out some grits and okra and sleep with one eye open you saw the beginning of Deliverance didn't you?
2007-02-11 18:24:12 · answer #4 · answered by Katprsn 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stop washing your clothes in hot water. And those "teeth" are actually all your lost buttons.
Ok, I'm kidding really. You could try gluing their little pitchforks to the floor. They'll be there for hours trying to pick them up and you'll be able to catch them in the morning!
2007-02-11 18:24:28 · answer #5 · answered by Antny 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Put on some huge shoes and some fantastic dancing music and
dance up a storm lol. But hey if you seriously see stuff like that get yourself some help, see a Doctor
2007-02-11 18:25:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
They only respond well to violence. Set a bunch of intricate and murderous traps around the house.
2007-02-11 18:20:26 · answer #7 · answered by Helpful Dan 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They might be coming out of your television when it is turned on. Make sure the power is off before you go to bed.
2007-02-11 18:24:14 · answer #8 · answered by Bobbi Sue 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's dem backwuds opposumz at it agin! Luk up-theyz be hangin frum yer ceilin!
2007-02-11 18:27:56 · answer #9 · answered by hell hath no fury 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
leave a banjo and a fiddle in it's place and an old bottle and maybe a still and that will make them happy!
2007-02-11 18:33:01 · answer #10 · answered by nakita 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋