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I'd particularly like some stock market tips.

2007-02-11 17:57:08 · 5 answers · asked by In Honor of Moja 4 in Science & Mathematics Physics

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Don't be silly. Everyone knows time travel into the past is impossible. You might be interested to know that I'm from a parallel universe where time runs slightly faster. Unfortunately, I can't tell you exactly what will happen here because there are some very slight differences between our worlds. If my universe is any indication though you can look forward to a fairly big war pretty soon followed several decades of prosperity. After that...thinking machines (great for mowing the lawn), a crappy new style of music that sounds like a cross between disco and country, and genetically enhanced vitamin enriched "turnips". So my advise would be to invest in medical devices. F.Y.I....whatever you do, avoid investing in toilet paper and television. By the way, who the heck is that guy on your ten dollar bills?

2007-02-11 18:38:21 · answer #1 · answered by Link 5 · 0 0

i detect in 20 minutes you will still not know the answer to this question. You will also not win the lottery and it is an imense waste of time so stop wasting yor money and buy something with it.
I also sense that bush 20 minutes from now Bush is still going to be an idiot and John Howard will still be saying 'i miss understood the question' and kissing Bush's feet (which may i say are covered in BULLS****) and i also sense that you are thinking "thanks for telling me something i don't already know"

2007-02-11 19:50:00 · answer #2 · answered by rebecca 2 · 0 0

tell me the exact configuration of all matter at this exact moment, including all brains.. and 2x10^5000 pentium 4 chips, 4x10^1000000 TB of RAM and i will know what happens 20 minutes from now..

this will only work if i dont tell you the answer until after it has happened, but i will know, sitting in my room with 3 foot thick lead walls and no windows.

gotta love the purely deterministic nature of reality :)

2007-02-11 18:07:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

if i were 2 tell u what is going to happen then that would change the outcome of the future

2007-02-11 18:04:50 · answer #4 · answered by plzvl14 2 · 0 0

u are going to die one day

2007-02-11 18:02:24 · answer #5 · answered by Buck BUCK 2 · 0 0

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