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After much discussion the Grand Councel of my planet has decided not to obliterate your pitiful planet, but we will need humans to rule over it while we are not there and enact our policies and any of their own as they see fit. All, we need is the human rulers, what makes you capable?

2007-02-11 16:32:30 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Games & Recreation Other - Games & Recreation

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I speak 455 galactic languages, 25 being of Earth origin. I have a dynamic personality and the ability to lead by example and take our planet to the next level, but I can also crush opposition with deadly force if necessary. I am also not opposed to the eugenic breeding which you aliens seem to favor, given that I am allowed to breed with the most beautiful women of the planet.

2007-02-11 16:42:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i believe i am fit for the job because i am a soldier, and i can rule with an iron fist, sence u were going to sestroy us, i feel you wish to control us, so i will be able to keep the people of earth in line like a dictartor of the world

2007-02-11 18:28:52 · answer #2 · answered by laxgod55 2 · 0 0

Can I be the ruler. I know three languages English, Some Spanish and Piglatin. I can also burp the ABC's and stuff.

2007-02-11 16:40:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I can pass gas out of both ends at the same time.

2007-02-11 16:43:27 · answer #4 · answered by Lefty 2 · 0 0

well i already hold things together.... why not the World while your away?

2007-02-11 16:40:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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