so im makeing valentine lolypop cards and (just cause i think its funny , and its something i would usually do)
i wanted the cards to say really mean things on them like
"you suck!" or "he's cheating on you with your cuzzin"
or just reeally horrible things like shocking.
can anyone give me some horrible lines?
2007-02-11 14:42:05 · 17 answers · asked by Andy !! 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Valentine's Day
lmao im laughing soo hard... at all these replies, thank you everyone
2007-02-11 14:50:35 · update #1
you're so ugly when you were born the doctor broke all the windows with his scream
a bowling ball has a higher i.q then you and it's more fun to be around
if i were your boyfriend i'd cheat on you with my sister
you're so conceited you proposed to the mirror..that proves you're blind too
2007-02-11 14:53:00 · answer #1 · answered by Mr Hawk 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I sent an ex a card once with a little gut standing at a microphone, and it said
front side of card "mere words cannot express"
back side of card "how glad I am that you are out of my life"
I felt bad about it later, but for a joke (or not) go for it.
2007-02-11 22:48:49 · answer #2 · answered by Larry G 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your brain is running out your nose again.
If eyes are a window to the soul, your parents got gyped by the glazier.
Your feminine shape would be wonderful if you could ever get it into the correct sequence.
2007-02-11 22:50:22 · answer #3 · answered by Terry 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I got one. Hi Im Andy, and I just suck, for asking for terrible things, to say to people, to really make them feel like crap.
2007-02-11 22:47:27 · answer #4 · answered by hbuckmeister 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No, because what goes round comes 'round...watch your kharma! be nice., be sweet and send some really beautiful valentine cards!
2007-02-11 22:49:49 · answer #5 · answered by Maritz 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
your mom is really your sister....lol..... Your stinkier than a skunk in a trash can....nobody likes you lol....sorry Im bad at being mean
Great idea though
2007-02-11 22:47:26 · answer #6 · answered by luvaly_girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma's so ugly,
when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
yo momma's so ugly,
she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
yo momma's so ugly,
just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
yo momma's so ugly,
they push her face into dough to make cookies.
yo momma's so ugly,
they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
Yo momma's so ugly,
they didn't give her a costume when she auditioned for Star Wars.
Yo momma's so ugly,
instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
Yo momma's so ugly,
when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Yo momma's so ugly,
her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo momma's so ugly,
her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
Yo momma's so ugly,
the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo momma's so ugly,
they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo momma's so ugly,
she made an onion cry.
Yo momma's so ugly,
when she went to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
Yo momma's so ugly,
when she tried to take a bath, the water jumped out!
Yo momma's so ugly,
even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo momma's so ugly,
on Halloween the kids trick or treat her by phone!
Yo momma's so ugly,
she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo momma's so ugly,
people go as her to Halloween parties.
Yo momma's so ugly,
I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo momma's so ugly,
that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
2007-02-11 22:52:36 · answer #7 · answered by a x 1 · 3⤊ 1⤋
i am fed up of being single on every valentines..god bless u for doing such a nobel thing :)
"your boyfreind never slept with ur sister....hez gay!!he slept with ur dad!!(muhuahuauhua)"
2007-02-13 19:00:29 · answer #8 · answered by ♥panicqueen♥ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries. I fart in your general direction!
2007-02-11 22:46:06 · answer #9 · answered by Sass B 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Your face is like a dead porpoise: cute and with long long whiskers... but still dead.
2007-02-11 22:52:31 · answer #10 · answered by Captain Obvious 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋