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2007-02-11 14:38:34 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Mythology & Folklore

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I recently saw Sasquatch at a local music bar in North Carolina. His ability to play the guitar is slightly improving from the last time I saw him a couple years ago when he was dabbling in the art of Maccaroni pictures and necklaces. He seems to be struggling since he has never had a love life. I've tried to hook him up with my Aunt, who too is a hairy giant creature, but to no success. The 2 clashed heads and argued over things constantly. Sasquatch is currently working on a love ballad due to release some time Spring 2008, look for it in stores.

2007-02-11 18:51:49 · answer #1 · answered by DewBerry 3 · 1 0

Of course. Must you even ask? I heard his first single, "All This Fur Breaks Your Heart" beat out Fergie, Justin Timberlake and Nelly Furtado.

He's quite the heart-throb, you know.

2007-02-12 19:45:26 · answer #2 · answered by Smiles Like She Means It 4 · 1 0

Plays the banjo down at the tavern every Saturday night. He's not bad.

2007-02-12 07:21:09 · answer #3 · answered by confused 3 · 1 0

I think that I saw him on American Idol the other day. He's going to Hollywood!

I just wonder what he looks like under all that hair?

2007-02-11 23:06:56 · answer #4 · answered by TiGeR 4 · 1 0

Not much - he plays the clarinet. He tries realy hard but he is just terrible. Might be his hairy lips... Just can't get a good seal.

2007-02-11 23:14:20 · answer #5 · answered by Tirant 5 · 1 0

He plays the kazoo.

2007-02-11 22:42:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

When I next catch up with him, I'll ask.

2007-02-11 23:29:51 · answer #7 · answered by madilayn 3 · 0 0

he plays drums for me and my band

2007-02-12 02:49:04 · answer #8 · answered by ruben_flores_2004 2 · 1 0

where's your proof it even exists?

2007-02-11 23:02:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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