Do they join a witness protection program or are they sucked into a vortex that leads to some other dimension?
2007-02-11 13:58:22 · 19 answers · asked by White 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
They go to an expensive and exclusive club. Don't get teed off when I tell you this. Get a grip. Sometimes you can't see the woods through the trees. Once they get to the club they just hole up there and keep to themselves. Then they just bask in the sun with those cute dimples on their faces. They relax and lose all their drive. When they walk along the beach they stay away from soft sand and other sand traps. The water can be a hazard too. I can just picture them with their drinks and lemon wedges. Not all the golf balls are happy there, however. Oh well. Different strokes for different folks.
2007-02-11 14:21:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Take a couple of lessons so you can hit your target occasionally and paint the balls a bright pink so they will stand out in the hay or green grass you have in the back yard. You can also sharpen up your eyesight for if you cannot spot a ball when you are looking down on it, you are in trouble.Trace trace your pattern back and forth, no more than a couple of feet apart , so that you scour every inch of the back yard. You should be able to find all the balls you lost there previously as well as the ones you just hit.
2016-05-23 23:24:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are sucked into a vortex that leads to the twilight zone.
2007-02-11 14:02:51 · answer #3 · answered by Jade D. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Golf ball heaven
2007-02-11 14:00:43 · answer #4 · answered by That one guy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have most of them. I find them all over the woods, and believe you me, if I can pinpoint the dimensional porthole that keeps them coming, I would send them back. I am serious, I find dozens of the things all over the place, and I leave them in a pile on the edge of the woods for the kids in the neighborhood to take. I am sick of picking those things up.
2007-02-11 14:03:38 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Must be another dimension. I lost a few right down the middle of the fairway.
2007-02-11 14:17:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
they join a witness protection program
2007-02-11 14:07:05 · answer #7 · answered by valei 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I find a good many of mine in the clutches of some dh in the next fairway - oh ! is that your ball?
2007-02-11 14:54:26 · answer #8 · answered by Norman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a bit rude but certain ladies put them in certain places and ping them to the Gulf coast.
2007-02-11 14:01:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
They go to Japan, get shrunk, painted silver and end their days in Pachinko Parlor H***.
2007-02-11 14:17:46 · answer #10 · answered by mustanger 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋