Is this common to most toilet seats or should i change brands to prevent the saucers from doing any more damage to my roof ?
2007-02-11 13:49:41 · 16 answers · asked by dad 4 in Home & Garden ➔ Maintenance & Repairs
what are you talking about? you need to stop smoking crack!
2007-02-11 13:58:09 · answer #1 · answered by christina9202 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here on the planet earth, toilet seats are neither "closed" or "open" because they generally have an oval-shaped opening in them which prevents them from ever being closed.
Why aliens have always preferred to land on the roofs of people whose toilets are in the "down" position has plagued the greatest minds for all time, hence there may be no answer.
Now, take your medication and get some sleep, OK?
2007-02-11 14:11:17 · answer #2 · answered by I am, I said 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it's most commonly seen in the cushiony type of toilet seats. Although, I have heard reports of flying saucers landing on trampolines in the back yards of homes having the seats with the fake fishies in them.
2016-05-23 23:21:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
While the lid is closed, be sure to get them to apply for the Alien Registration and Change of Address form as required by U.S. Law...
http://www.usimmigrationsupport.org/form_ar11.html
I'm sure the paperwork alone will keep them away for good. Then you can adjust the seat in any way you choose (if your wife lets you)!
2007-02-11 14:46:33 · answer #4 · answered by KirksWorld 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a joke, right? I know it is, because, a man has never closed a toilet seat since the invention of the John. It is un-American!
2007-02-11 13:59:45 · answer #5 · answered by T C 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the gents in our house leave the seat down after use and do not close the top and so far we are saucer free
2007-02-11 15:00:28 · answer #6 · answered by mother of Bridezilla 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Agness Moorehead had a similar problem on the Twilight Zone. Watch the old reruns and find out how she handled it!
2007-02-11 14:05:12 · answer #7 · answered by rico3151 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
While I agree that most men leave the seat up, this is only because they have not had their woman fall in the water...I learned to leave it down.
I also think that you need to leave the crack pipe alone!
2007-02-11 13:59:23 · answer #8 · answered by wi_saint 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes. I would switch brands! I did and my roof is STILL in good condition! It's been two years now!
2007-02-11 13:54:21 · answer #9 · answered by Shari 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Leave the seat up.Most men do
2007-02-11 13:54:18 · answer #10 · answered by Pauline 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't close it,when you gota go you gota go.Watch out i'm on the roof either toilet or down into fire place it come's.
2007-02-11 14:07:46 · answer #11 · answered by Larry-Oklahoma 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋