Where do babies come from?

Answer 1

I don't know, but my mom told me she thought I was a gas pain.

Answer 2

They come from Launderettes, that is where I took a lady I found in distress on the street years ago!

Half an hour later the ambulance having failed to arrive and having begun by thinking I had located a Lady that needed first aid for a heart attack I had instead performed a painless delivery of her baby with the aid of hypnosis.

Amazingly the midwife when she finally arrived late with the ambulance crew was mortified and visibly outraged by the Mothers information that I had used hypnosis to calm and relax the Mother and facilitate a painless delivery!

I had said to the Mother, "Don't worry we have an expert with us, because babies intuitively know the way to go!" and she bought into that and settled right down and let me put her into a relaxed trance so she could enjoy the happy event!

I also discovered at delivery much to my surprise that little black babies are not if this was anything to go by born black, but gain their black pigmentation later!

As soon as I left the scene I stepped into a nearby bar and sank a pint of Guinness in about two seconds! lol

Answer 3

Some come from God. Some come from the Devil. But some come because a man and a woman got careless.

Answer 4

when man's sperm unites with woman's egg, a little miracle is created. It grows in the woman's womb for nine months, then she gives birth and that's where babies come from.
Don't believe that stork story.

Answer 5

well you make luv with your partner(without a condom) after he succesfully get you pregnant you carry a child for 9 months and after that amount of time you push it out of your private woman part and then you have a little cute baby that then turns into a feisty teenager that doens't like you. et voila and that is the beauty of life

Answer 6

I think the stem cell research babies come from inner city metro areas. I also think they are the ones that voted for it.

Answer 7

my mommy told me babies comes from the hospital where the magic nurse uses a wand and point at my moms stomach and *poof* here comes a baby.

Answer 8

WHEN A MAN LOVES A WOMAN... they get fraky in the back of his van and he fertilizes her eggs and that egg grows and grows into a babay. Its really quite simple. Then 9 months later the baby pops out like a cork from a bottle.

Answer 9

Babylon

Answer 10

penis enters vagina and the penis squirts sperm into the uterus and the sperm enters fallopian tube and sperm enters egg and the egg travels to uterus and it grows there for 9 months then the baby gets pushed out vagina and there you have a baby

ignore that STUPID stork story i dont know why people would lie to children like that its important for people to know the REAL truth not lies

Answer 11

The Vlasic stork. God bless!