Someone please cheer me up!?

Question

i dont feel to happy make me laugh or something
thanks!

Answer 1

say turkeybutt ten times real fast, you'll smile

Answer 2

This won't make you laugh but maybe feel better. Take a look outside notice the trees and the beautiful sky think of the freedom you have and the people you care about and care about you.. Hope you feel better. Sometimes you have to put effort into it.

Answer 3

Once I was in a hurry to check the mail, had just came in from work and it had been pouring rain, I ran down the sidewalk with socks on and slipped and landed on my bum*&%#@!!!!! It hurt but I was really embarrased, got up so fast because I didn't want anyone to see!
OK, hope that helped, and yes that really happened!!! UGH! Best I could do right now.... Cheer up ! :o) Huggers!

Answer 4

laugh because Ludacris just thanked Oprah and Bill O'Reily in his acceptance speach at the Grammy's.

Answer 5

Look at my photo on my 360 page and I'm sure you'll laugh.

Answer 6

TEXAS LOGIC --->

Two Texas farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favorite
> bar, drinking beer.
>
> Jim turns to Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through
> life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the community
> college, and sign up for some classes."
>
> Bob thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave. The next day,
> Jim goes down to the college and meets dean of Admissions, who signs him
> up for the four basic classes: Math, English, history, and Logic.
>
> "Logic?" Jim says. "What's that?"
>
> The dean says, "I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed
> eater?"
>
> "Yeah." "Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater,
> I think that you would have a yard."
>
> "That's true, I do have a yard."
>
> "I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think
> logically that you would have a house."
>
> "Yes, I do have a house."
>
> "And because you have a house, I think that you might logically
> have a family."
>
> "Yes, I have a family."
>
> "I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you
> must have a wife. And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you
> must be a heterosexual."
>
> "I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out
> all of that because I have a weed eater."
>
> Excited to take the class now, Jim shakes the Dean's hand and
> leaves to go meet Bob at the bar. He tells Bob about his classes, how he
> is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic.
>
> "Logic?" Bob says, "What's that?"
>
> Jim says, "I'll give you an example. Do you have a weed eater?"
>
> "No."
>
> "Then you're a queer."

Answer 7

This is prolly not the place to be seeking happiness. The real world would do you better

Answer 8

my math teacher iz a fatty mc fat fat.she iz the definition of fat.think of a fat person in short shorts.i think of my fat azz teacher in short shorts that makes me laugh hahaha

Answer 9

I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow.

Answer 10

Two peanuts walked into a bar.
One was a salted.