I know that guys can't get pregnant, but I seriously think I am. I have been throwing up every morning and my stomach has been gradually getting bigger over the last few months. Also I missed my period! Oh god help me.
2007-02-11 12:58:12 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Pregnancy
I have some bad news. I am typing this from the hospital's public computer...I gave birth about an hour ago through my penis. God it hurts.
2007-02-11 14:21:41 · update #1
damn...i told you i should put on a condom.......OK I'll take full responsibility if it's mine.....
2007-02-11 13:02:01 · answer #1 · answered by anna gr 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is a myth no guy can get pregnant .hope ur just fooling around see a doc to check your stomach lol!! wow that so amazing it should be written in the book of history . was it a boy or a girl ?googd luck in the future with your new born.
2007-02-11 21:06:08 · answer #2 · answered by Regina 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No biggie dude. Don't you know you can just have a C-section and give the kid up for adoption. So calm down. Your friends will just think you've been eating too many bugers and drinking too much beer, so quit freaking out ya big baby.
GOD! Men are such whiners!!!!
2007-02-11 21:05:39 · answer #3 · answered by Cuppycake♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So, where do you out the tampon when you do have your period? Sounds painful. Or maybe you are a hyena, because male and female genetalia are identical on both sexes of the hyena, and you could have thought you were male, but ha ha! You're a girl!
2007-02-11 21:03:47 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im really glad you started by saying I know guys cant get pregnant.
Have you tried a pregnancy test?
I actually felt kicking in my stomach once, though I had eaten a very cheap takaway.
2007-02-11 21:01:47 · answer #5 · answered by peaco1000 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAW! HAW!! YEEHAW!!!
Dang, I am so sick of seeing this question! Gad! Don't you feel like writing to the gal, "Well, have you been a good girl or not?"
Next on the list, "How much make-up should I wear?"
Does anyone ever look to the thousands of questions already asked along these lines!!!
2007-02-11 21:07:58 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wait are you male or female? you open with a confusing statement "I know that guys can't get pregnant" but then close with "I missed my period"
We can't help without clarification on the subject. Sorry - will answer again when you say what you truly mean
2007-02-11 21:02:15 · answer #7 · answered by ChelYox 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That sounds about right to me. Good luck dialating your penis to 10 cm.
2007-02-11 21:01:38 · answer #8 · answered by Heather Y 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
ok, sorry to tell you guy, but boys/guys CANT get pregnant so dont worry about anything just go to the doctor maybe somthing is wrong with you in sides ok!
2007-02-11 21:02:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my god i don't know what to say maybe your sick now your saying you had the baby OMG this is the weirdest question i answered get a life
2007-02-11 21:01:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like apendicitis!
2007-02-11 21:01:12 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋