George Bush, Peter Pan, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, K-Fed, Valtrex, Viagra, Zoloft, chow, weapons of mass destruction (womd), tuna, bats, cd, swimming, eating, Scientology, soccer, chagrin.
2007-02-11 11:44:27 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
K-Fed, to his chagrin, would never be able to take Valtrex, Zoloft or Viagra if he joined Scientology because they oppose those kinds of medications.
Not all that funny, but true.
George Bush will probably chow down on a fresh tuna sandwich with Peter Pan or go swimming in a huge vat of pudding with Paris Hilton and Britney Spear before he manages to locate those fabled weapons of mass destruction.
There... better?
2007-02-11 11:47:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
While Brittney Spears waited on her valtrex prescription to get filled, she sat in central park eating tuna and watching Paris Hilton chow down on bats, George Bush ran past them naked and threw a soccer ball at Peter Pan.
2007-02-11 11:55:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One day I walked into a meeting about WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION being led by Sir K-Fed, There were many questions most being answered by the one and only PARIS HILTON. talk got off subject about use of VIAGRA and the posibligy of GEORGE BUSH being BRITNEY SPEARS newest baby daddy. They decided to join SCIENTOLOGY and worship PETER PAN while SWIMING with the TUNA upstream.
2007-02-11 11:57:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
GEORGE BUSH went SWIMMING with PARIS HILTON, and much to his CHAGRIN, EATING her out was like munching rotten TUNA.
2007-02-11 11:53:24 · answer #4 · answered by queensassey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The humerus is an upper arm bone. Your question is in itself humorous enough to need no further elaboration. Really quite funny!!
2007-02-11 11:52:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
humerus or humorous?
2007-02-11 11:54:03 · answer #6 · answered by Aubrey V 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋