I once dropped my 3D spectacles into the sewer, and then a flagrant horned back cheetah with arms made of can openers busted through my wall, he was substituting for the koolaid man...
and that's the closest to what you described which happened to me, guess my life isn't as eventful as yours!
2007-02-11 12:06:47
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answered by Anonymous
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Hilarious question! No I've never dropped anything down the toilet, but my kitten dumps his toys in on a regular basis (because my b/f always leaves the lid up.) Lately I've had to go fishing for these things: 1) A mechanical mouse 2) A blue fluffy snake 3) A ping pong ball 4) A white fluffy rabbit (it's not quite as white now, unfortunately) 5) A rubber frog At least it keeps me amused...
2016-05-23 22:57:21
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answered by Anonymous
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I think the unicorn went the wrong way. Shouldn’t (s)he burst through the toilet bowl? Anyhoo, can I borrow ur unicorn 'cause I dropped a lot of valuable things in the toilet?
2007-02-11 13:18:22
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answered by they're savages 5
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Ask the unicorn to get your monocle out of the toilet with its horn.
2007-02-11 11:56:24
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answered by clever nickname 6
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Yes. The unicorn is easy to get rid of, you just lay out a bunch of fairy wings on your driveway and they walk away. Now, if you wanan know how i got my back...well, that's another story...
2007-02-11 11:49:35
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answered by Anonymous
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There's no such thing! They were left behind when Noah's ark took off and they drowned!
Wait a minute... Its all coming together now! Maybe there is some sense to your non-sense!
Cool
2007-02-11 11:50:25
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answered by Anonymous
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no. it just pokes it's horn through the sink drain. scares the chit out of me. and I poop on my monocle.
2007-02-11 13:12:33
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answered by Anonymous
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Yes, but I never saw a unicorn...
2007-02-11 11:46:14
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answered by Fred Phaggins 6
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no... i have my monocle stitched directly to my face... so monocle related incidents rarely occur... i am sympathetic for you though...
2007-02-11 13:53:41
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answered by Anonymous
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Yes! I hate when that happens so much. I pisses me off so much. One time when it happened my cell fell in the toilet.
2007-02-11 11:48:25
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answered by Anonymous
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