2007-02-11 11:40:15 · 17 answers · asked by ♥ღ.:FarAwaY:.ღ♥ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
And then, I took a double take.....it WAS my sister, the barmaid in the English Pub....she had followed me into the log....I tried to get away from her as I realized....she had the green fungus all over her....her arms, her legs...and her face ....just full of green flaking fungus. I crawled through the log as fast as I could and getting to the other end found it was blocked. By more green fungus.
Oh...never mind...it was the policeman.
2007-02-11 11:55:10 · answer #1 · answered by Sweetness 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
....and then I realized that I was in a garbage can with a mondo headache. I remember getting put in jail for trying to steal a goat at the local zoo. I remember crowd surfing at a My Chemical Romance concert and trying to eat a plastic apple from the furniture store. I remember following some stray dog around and swinging on some kid's swing set. I remember winning the PGA tour and winning American Idol and doing a duet with Ruben Studdard. I remember buying a cat from Petco and naming it Charles. I remember going to the Superbowl and eating at the KFC. I remember taking some Ibeprofen and going to bed. I remember sleepwalking to the garbage can and drifting back into unconsciousness and yet I can't seem to remember my name.
lol
2007-02-11 11:51:37 · answer #2 · answered by katiebug 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
....when I realized it was my best friends' attic. Then it all came back to me , she hit me in the head with her shoe while I was looking at some pictures in her room . But why ? Why would she do that to me? I have got to get out of here. Wait ! what's that sound ? Thump ! Thump ! Thump ! oh no. Is it her ? Thump ! is she coming here to kill me Thump ! the door swings open and .....
2007-02-11 11:49:04 · answer #3 · answered by ?heartthrob? 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I realized that it was familiar from my fifth grade history book...Had I traveled back in time?
2007-02-11 11:45:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
and when I looked back I saw my man Jack Bauer from the series 24 and he kissed me.
2007-02-11 11:47:37 · answer #5 · answered by juanatjtorres 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
and then i remembered i was there once before but the guy turned out to be a real loser once i sobered up so i went home and changed my number. the end.
2007-02-11 11:44:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
and then... the GERBILS ATTACKED i ran as fast as i could but - theres no getting away from those things !!! so i hid in this hollow log , and then they pushed me down the hill , then i tried to get out but my pants were caught in the log.........
2007-02-11 11:48:21 · answer #7 · answered by kiss_of_a_dreamer 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I didn't get out of the drunk tank for another couple hours.
2007-02-11 11:44:58 · answer #8 · answered by no name brand canned beans 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
but I was dressed in a suit of armor, with a chihuahua around my neck.
2007-02-11 11:44:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
...it was an old English pub... where the barmaid looked suspiciously like my sister
2007-02-11 11:47:03 · answer #10 · answered by from HJ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋