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Mine: "I thought I made a misteak once, but I was wrong."

2007-02-11 10:10:11 · 7 answers · asked by Havana Brown 5 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

7 answers

When I complimented my wife on the black fingernails, she accused me of slamming the car door on her hand on purpose.

2007-02-11 10:16:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Pop a Valium.

2007-02-11 18:14:21 · answer #2 · answered by glasgow girl 6 · 1 0

lol yeah i like that one too. :) And hmm my favourite..well this is one i found pretty cool: "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein.

2007-02-11 18:18:42 · answer #3 · answered by Jaded 7 · 1 0

u can't get to there from here

u can't fix stupid

always looking for better than what i got

u know what u know

God will save us all

coffee cures insanity

2007-02-11 19:08:39 · answer #4 · answered by bev 5 · 1 0

Don't threaten me with a good time!

2007-02-11 18:13:22 · answer #5 · answered by Fluffy Rover 5 · 1 0

without life there can be no death, but without death there can be no life.

2007-02-11 18:24:49 · answer #6 · answered by Marvin R 7 · 1 0

..I am glad you got to see me.

2007-02-11 18:13:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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