2007-02-11 10:05:46 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
My ex-husband ended our 15 year marriage because he needed to "find himself." I fought the urge to tell him to look in his own ***.
2007-02-11 10:09:12 · answer #1 · answered by girldog66 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"I dont have any money" BULL I asked a friend to go to a movie with me 7 dollars! but she didnt have any money!! I called later that night and she had rented a room at the hyatt to party in.... hoe at least make up a lie that you wont get caught in!
2007-02-11 18:09:08 · answer #2 · answered by wantme_comegetme 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can't come to work because: I broke my leg (guy turned up two days later with no injuries!) My girlfriend has cancer (not true, karma will sort him out) It's my birthday (It wasn't, don't they know we have records!) My brother crashed my car (said brother was four months old).
2007-02-11 18:11:26 · answer #3 · answered by sticky 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why didn't you do your homework?
"i couldn't! My power Went out from six to nine! I know, i was watching the clock."
2007-02-11 18:12:40 · answer #4 · answered by HELP! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My mother won't let me come to work today because my report card was bad.
2007-02-11 18:11:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anna Hennings 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got lost
2007-02-11 18:07:54 · answer #6 · answered by Monet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I wish i could, but i dont want to" lol..actually this one is kind of funny, its from the first episode of "Friends"...Pheobe said that to Chandler and Joey when they asked her if she was gonna help them. lol. :)
2007-02-11 18:11:28 · answer #7 · answered by Jaded 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im staying over at my accountants house
2007-02-11 18:08:34 · answer #8 · answered by Kelsey 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She fell into my face
2007-02-11 18:08:25 · answer #9 · answered by VOL I 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I just selpt in
2007-02-17 15:30:11 · answer #10 · answered by french_vanilla_coffe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋