Which user....?

Question

1.Can make you laugh?
2.Can make you angry?
3.Can make you feel good?
4.Can make you feel bad?

My choices
1)MJ,Ashkon and Touzours
2)Soccergirl,pinneaple princes
3)no1 for now
4)no1 for now

Answer 1

THANK YOU BABY>>
YOUR AVATAR definetly made me fell good!!!!
Sharapova is too gorgeous to laugh at but your questions and answers make me laugh
1. babyBOY.. not GIRL KASPER
2. angry: dont really get angry
3. good: pretty much everyone here!
4. none really

Answer 2

i can make laugh

Two cows in a field one turns to the other and says "moo" they other turns and says "you fcuker I was gonna say that"

two ghosts at the dinner table one asks the other"can you pass the salt please"
the other replys "who the fcuk said that"

how do you make a hormone?
Wipe yer d1ck on her curtains

what do you tell yer wife when she has two black eyes?
Nothing you've told her twice allready

George Bush throw a press conference to announce his disgust at three brazilian journalists killed in iraq he pledges Americas intent on "bloody revenge" when the conference ends his aid says to him "that was a bit strong Mr President" george bush replys "I know but excactly how many is a brazillian"

Supermarket

A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and said, "You know, I've lost my wife somewhere in this huge supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" "Why?" she asks. "Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife suddenly appears out of nowhere!!!

Two weasels are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, 'I slept with your mother!'
The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do.
The first again yells, 'I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!
The other says: 'Go home dad, you're drunk.'


A man walks in the kitchen with a chicken under his arm and his wife is standing there. So, the man says "How do you like the pig I been f**kin'?" His wife looks at him and says, "That's a chicken dumb ***!" The man says, "I was talking to the chicken!"



A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, "If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your
head and kill you."

The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.

He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road.

Once again the voice shouted, "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you, and you will die."

The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.

The man asked. "Who are you?"

"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.

"Oh, yeah?" the man asked "And where the hell were you when I got married?"

An religious old man is on his deathbed and having last requests being made. He tells his wife, "Honey, gimme my lawyer and accountant." She calls the two men and they rush in the room. "Ya, waddya want? I'm missin' a meeting here." The accountant says. "Accountant, stand to my left. Lawyer, stand to my right. Now I can die in peace." The lawyer scratches his head and asks why. The old man answers, "This way, I can die like the Lord Jesus Christ- in between two criminals."


Two Amish women are digging up potatoes and one of them holds up two potatoes and says "These look just like my husband's balls." The other woman says "Wow! They're that big?" the first woman says "No, they're that dirty!"

A man takes his father to the doctor.

At the office, the doctor tells the old man, "I'm sorry, sir, but you have lung cancer. You'll be dead in a year."

On the way home, the old man turns to his grief-stricken son and says, "Quit all that cryin'! I'm not depressed. I've lived 75 great years. How 'bout you and me go to my favorite bar and have a couple beers with my friends?"

So while the guys are having their beers, the old man breaks the news to his friends. "Fellas," he says, "I'll be dead in a year 'cause I got AIDS."

On the way home, his son asks, "Dad, why did you lie to your friends?"

His dad replies, "'Cause when I die, I don't want them trying to **** your mother!"


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i can also make u sad if i gave u any news site

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i also can make u feel god when i teel u something that if u r sad be sure that one day u will smile again because no one is sad all the time and no one is happy the time
but our life is just like cyrcle full of different emotions and we should pass all of them

Answer 3

Touzours, RO35
Arshan
andygurl...
nobody

Answer 4

1. Naty, MJ, Mr Rowling, RO35, Touzours
2. Santa
3. Same as answer 1
4. Santa

Answer 5

1. Doober, Naty, You, Kapser, MJ, Touzours and R035
2. Satan , darn, sorry I meant Santa :)
3. que???
4. Nobody :)

I see Sharapova is back...lol

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Ashkon, great minds think alike :) lol

Answer 6

1. Naty & Demon Chick
2. Arshan & Touzours
3. A lot of users here especially Axay
4. Some people on here

Answer 7

1. Everyone
2.
3. Again, Everyone
4.

Answer 8

1) Nobody really.
2) Angry? Not really. I don't really like that Lampard ****, he may have an extra chromosome.
3) What the hell are with these questions
4) Are you kidding?

Answer 9

touzours, mj and kasper
none
chelsea fan, andygurl, and many here!
none

Answer 10

1-Everyone that has humor!
2-Annoying users who believe to have a sense of humor but don't really have one!
3-Anyone that answers something I agree with.
4-No one really...