Have you ever gotten drunk, passed out,...?

Question

then got painted? Or maybe had your hootie-hoot shaved?

Answer 1

Matter of fact, Yes. I passed out, got stripped naked, dyed blue and was left on a park bench. I only know this because when I woke up the next morning, naked, blue in a cell with a blanket around me, that's what the cop told me.
No one will admit to doing it, but I do have my suspicions.

Answer 2

No I haven't.