i want to write a few into my valentines card-rude ones anf funny ones are welcome as well
2007-02-11 08:37:07 · 19 answers · asked by kennethokeeffe2000 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Valentine's Day
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You look so pretty when I am drunk on microbrew!
--That Cheeky Lad
2007-02-11 12:10:05 · answer #1 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2016-04-26 06:44:52 · answer #2 · answered by shaunda 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's one that's not romantic but is kinda funny...
Roses are red.
Violents are blue.
Sugar is Sweet
and so are you.
But the roses are wilted.
The violets are dead.
The sugar is lumpy
and so is your head.
This was written on a valentine given to me by a boy in 6th grade. Ahhh puppy love. :o)
2007-02-11 09:35:23 · answer #3 · answered by zenobia2525 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
roses are red
violets are blue
please dont kiss me
because i got the flu
for a hand made card""
times are hard
money is short
all i could afford
was this valentine day card
2007-02-11 08:47:12 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
roses are red
violets are blue
sugar is sweet
and so are you
roses are red
violets are blue
i'm inlove and only with you
i think these poems are very sweet
2007-02-11 08:55:04 · answer #5 · answered by young2692babybludiva15 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Roses are red
Pickles are green
I like ur legs and the thing in between
;-)
2007-02-11 08:46:12 · answer #6 · answered by ♀ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
roses are red
violets are blue
chocolate is yummy
and so are you !!!!
I love you more than words can say
I think about you every day
my love for you will always be
get up them stairs, lets make a family !!!
2007-02-11 09:01:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
if roses are red and violets are supposed to be be blue, well trust me and maybe i'll trust you lol
2007-02-14 11:51:46 · answer #8 · answered by tboyd322001 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You love me
And I love you too
2007-02-11 08:42:14 · answer #9 · answered by Gerry 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have a beautiful sort of jokey thing.... if u like that sort of thing....
Girl: Do i ever cross ur mind
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: Not really
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or ur life
Boy: my life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
i think its beautiful x x
2007-02-11 08:41:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋