GOING TO NEED ONE I THINK, please!?!?
2007-02-11 08:21:06 · 25 answers · asked by MR VALENTINE 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
PS MY LAST QUES NEVER POSTED WHY?
2007-02-11 08:21:46 · update #1
Your dog ate a pound of chocolate and was vomiting all night, and you have to take him to the vet.
You have an unexplainable groin itch, and you need to go to the free clinic to get some ointment.
You have a nasty case of diahrrea. (That one ususally works, because nobody wants to hear about having squishy ***).
2007-02-11 08:26:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My pipes have frozen and I was unable to do my laundry, therefore I don't have any clean underwear.
My car won't start. The needle on my dash keeps pointing to E, that must stand for error, but I don't know what the error is.
2007-02-11 16:27:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anna Hennings 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you should just call in sick, tell them that you caught a cold going to the mailbox in your red G string and if your boss is a female she might want you to model it for her. I know I sure would!
2007-02-11 16:27:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're planning and working out the big surprise for your love on Valentine's Day.
2007-02-11 16:27:06 · answer #4 · answered by Banana Hero [sic] 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just say it is Monday enough said...it might work--or you would be unemployed and then you can stay here all day everyday
2007-02-11 16:24:11 · answer #5 · answered by eeyoree rocks2003 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think I need an excuse too =)
2007-02-11 17:48:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
your speedos cut off the circulation to your legs and I'ts gonna take a good few days to recover.
2007-02-11 16:31:51 · answer #7 · answered by Rhapsody 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell your boss that your d!ck got squished in a tight red thong, and you had to go to the ER.
2007-02-11 16:24:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Tell your boss you needed to buy a bigger pair of underwear.
2007-02-11 17:18:48 · answer #9 · answered by Candi Apples 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
-death in the family
-sick
-got kicked out of your apartment
-family reunion
-wedding anniversary (for grandparents, parents, etc)
-umm, didnt want to go to work
lol
2007-02-11 16:25:34 · answer #10 · answered by meats no treat for those you eat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋