I need things like "Happy Single's Awareness Day!" and "Happy Anti Valentine's Day" or even "Happy Wednesday!"!! Your originality and creativity is appreciated. Websites are welcome, and copy/pasting is fine w/ me!!1 Best answer gets 10 pts, and a gud rating!!!
2007-02-11 07:30:46 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Valentine's Day
You had some good ones...I'll attempt making some funny phrases...
"Happy Febuary The Fouteenth (No clue what it is, but everyone's celebrating)"
"Happy Ben-n-Jerry's Day!They'll be millionares by now...""
"Miserable Valentines Day!"
"What's with all the hearts?"
"Happy Depression Day! Free prozac coming your way..."
"Did you know that 60% of suicides are commited on Valentines Day? Well, no, because I made it up...but whatever, it's probably true."
Or...you could draw on the card's outside, those Sweetheart candies with messages on them like "UR DUMPED" and "IT'S OVER". That would be funny!
2007-02-11 07:46:51 · answer #1 · answered by Pieces Of Rainbowzz 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
On the outside of the card, You are the best man I have ever known.... on the inside "your so good I had to try out your best friend." Happy VD Day. PS He's not as good as you. Here's hoping for a long lasting relationship. I love you!!
2007-02-11 15:45:29 · answer #2 · answered by Sassie_Girl 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
"Happy VD from (your local county health board clinic)" include the address an phone number.
"Love Sucks, Do You?"
"Government Warning: over consumption of chocolate causes the runs"
"Warning: Roses usually come with pr**ks attached"
"I wish for something better"
"The best Valentines gifts include batteries"
"The best Valentines gifts include air pumps"
2007-02-11 15:39:14 · answer #3 · answered by Kevin k 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
happy all men want is non stop sex all night if only they could keep it up for more then 5 minutes day
2007-02-11 16:00:28 · answer #4 · answered by jennifer0000 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Hi fungus face, got a girl friend yet?
2007-02-11 15:50:19 · answer #5 · answered by solara 437 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋