Got my Bf a HUUUUGGE card and have wrote everything I can think of.
Any one any suggestions funny/romantic/dirty....I'll take them all lol!!!
2007-02-11 07:13:06 · 16 answers · asked by Danielle 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Valentine's Day
Roses are red,
corpses are blue.
There's no one else,
For me but you!
2007-02-11 07:19:07 · answer #1 · answered by Celeste P 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
This is written in the Hebrew Talmud, the book where all of the sayings and preaching of Rabbis are conserved over time. It says: "Be very careful if you make a woman cry, because God counts her tears. The woman came out of a man's rib. Not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior, but from the side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved."
2016-03-29 02:23:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happy Valentines my sweetie
and by the way
i'm leaving you for the milkman
the dinners in the dog
and the house is on the market
all my love
little old me xxxx
ps Woody that is just hilarious
2007-02-11 08:34:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Roses are red,
Violets are spiffy,
What I like best is
you with a stiffy!
--That Cheeky Lad
2007-02-11 12:19:48 · answer #4 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Time will never change my love,
For you will always be.
The dearest most important thing,
In all the world to me.
And i will go on caring,
Just the same my whole life through.
Time will never change my love,
For it belongs to you.
2007-02-11 07:25:29 · answer #5 · answered by Butt 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Here's a funny one I heard today:-
'I see your face when I am dreaming
That is why I wake up screaming!'
2007-02-11 07:23:00 · answer #6 · answered by Jude 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Roses are red Violets are blue
I look at your face & it makes me spew.
2007-02-11 07:27:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Climb a ladder 123
If you fall, fall for me
2007-02-13 18:53:11 · answer #8 · answered by stumpy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok say that he is the one man youd like to spend your whole life with!
2007-02-11 07:18:00 · answer #9 · answered by morgan b 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There once was a man from Nantucket..............
OK...how about this:
Roses are Red
Tulips are Orange
Don't ask me what
The hell rhymes with Orange
Seen it once....thought it was cute
2007-02-11 07:16:23 · answer #10 · answered by phillyvic 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋